Hinge Takeover >>> Tinder, Bumble Pof

[The Fresh Prince]

This n__

This n*****

 

[smedroc]

Can't believe I actually saved and rotated that

 

[fluid hips]

I had a 54 yr old I met on POF actually before I moved to OKC when I was driving an hour up here for Thunder games and dates, she let me get handsy and was hella into pda kissing (blah) but nothing happnened.

Chic was od weird, she kept asking me about my weight and I was thinking she was gonna imply I was fat but it was the opposite. She had developed a fetish for super big guys and even showed me the video that made her get on that wave. She was low key shaming for me for being underweight, but agreed to the date so I took her to my normal groupon bowling date.

That's all, just feelsy and stuff in the arcade room and her wanting to make out when we parted like I'm 13.

Few days later I was in town so she said I can come through, so I did so and she lives with her daughter who was like 28 (I would have been like 32-3 at the time) who was locked in her room playing some sort of COD or yelling at the screen type game, so I go back to Kim's room and she was just watching Jess Hilarious videos, I thought I was gonna get to smash but it didn't happen. She told me her back hurt and I was up under the sundress with the hands then she changed the subject or something iirc but she was just teasing your boy

Didnt really keep in touch but then she reached out to me she and her friends were stranded in like Alabama or something after they ran out of money groupie following some d minus rnb singer on tour around the country.

Fast forward a few years and I moved to OKC then I realized she works walking distance from where I live so I hit her with the hey big head and tried to bring it back but I accidentally offended her when I mentioned I got a old, 450+lb coworker with money who goes to fat swinger parties and has a young, hot, Australian girlfriend hottie who doesnt even let him smash.

She was like I am not some prostitute nor am I lonely. I wasnt trying to offens, I sincerely meant it when I was telling her. Like if I tell you I love legos and you're like Datz i know a guy who is a lego enthusiast and its a lego convention in town I'd be like hell ya ppreciate ya. She also had a son who was 21 but he was out of town in the oil field, he looked like the type of ***** who if he was there would say something slick and I'd have to fight him. By the way, she was an SBBW but she had a fun body, hella oversized ******* and booty and smallish waist so I was just tryna beat but I didn't .

TLDR: bunch of nothing
54 yr old woman thought I was too skinny at like 6ft 240
Never smashed
Not much time or money wasted so fine
she was too old to be how she was
POF women be a different type
Her daughter was closer to my age
She was following some rnb singer around the country on tour who doesnt even have his own songs and ran out of money

54 years old and out of money while driving across towns

Yea leave that alone

 

[fluid hips]

He already friend zoned. They might as well just hit up Ikea and grab some meatballs and pick out the bed her dude gonna smash on

Muerte

 

[usabasketball08]

He already friend zoned. They might as well just hit up Ikea and grab some meatballs and pick out the bed her dude gonna smash on

You’re wild for this.

 

[cs02132]

She got them mommy milkers
I was with a 52 year old who bagged me while I was delivering food, she had some thangs, not quite as big as those but she got me hooked, that’s been a goal ever since

 

[TrafficLightBully]

That's somebody's Granny bruh

Homie must’ve just got off onlyfan and wanted to relive one of those granny milf scenes …. Sometimes you gotta feed your fetish lol, not even mad at it

 

[アミーゴ]

TrafficLightBully yo edit that fam lol

 

[TrafficLightBully]

TrafficLightBully yo edit that fam lol

Lol thanks, didn’t know that was bad to say

 

[titang545]

Can't believe I actually saved and rotated that

Help a brother out and post it. I am up here neck all twisted. LMAO.

Why it seem like ya'll a happy family out taking family pictures. LOL. Yeah you know them thangs would have been fun to play with.

when you come through again, I'll reach out again. She should be 60 now so I dont have to worry about getting her preggo so you know #teamraw in the building, you can take young bae out. And hopefully son is still in the oil field or joined the Army or something because he just looks like a c block. Nothing ever happened and for some reason I hate him like it was his fault. 100% immature and I got to do better. He just look like a, "mom can i talk to you," when you're over type ***** and then talks her out of it telling her mom this dude just wants the cheeks.

Son know the deal, he ain't tryin to have dudes blowin mom's back out. Mom's might be vocal, son see you walking out the room.

 

[dontsteponmyshoes]

If you got android just swipe down and turn off auto rotate no saving or nothin

 

[datznasty]

titang545 you dont think that's ME in the photo do you? I wish I would take a choreographed photo sesh with a POF citizen. Senior at that. Thats her 2 kids.

 

[titang545]

titang545 you dont think that's ME in the photo do you? I wish I would take a choreographed photo sesh with a POF citizen. Senior at that. Thats her 2 kids.

You a black guy right? If so she certainly got a type.

 

[WASHED KING]

Every man* that looks down on green bubbles is a female in my eyes

Any woman with green bubbles under the age of 28 is a bot in my eyes.

 

[tay1]

Any woman with green bubbles under the age of 28 is a bot in my eyes.

So if she was 29, she good ?

 

[WASHED KING]

So if she was 29, she good ?

Borderline gunna have to see the profile.

 

[adobecs4]

Any woman with green bubbles under the age of 28 is a bot in my eyes.

Okay sis

 

[WASHED KING]

Okay sis

Show me 1 good looking woman in her 20's without an Iphone in the year 2022.

I don't make the rules, it's just how it is and I don't like ugly women. There's someone for everyone out here. It's just not with me.

 

[iheartboost]

The **** is going on here

 

[adobecs4]

Show me 1 good looking woman in her 20's without an Iphone in the year 2022.

I don't make the rules, it's just how it is and I don't like ugly women. There's someone for everyone out here. It's just not with me.

 

[WASHED KING]

 

[tay1]

The **** is going on here

Luwam is on the wrong app.

 

[fluid hips]

Show me 1 good looking woman in her 20's without an Iphone in the year 2022.

I don't make the rules, it's just how it is and I don't like ugly women. There's someone for everyone out here. It's just not with me.

Plenty of women that can think for themselves. Especially outside the states

 

[fluid hips]

IG got all these women like Luwam think that just because they have a vagina, they are special

Cats gotta stop propping these women up and inflating their egos

 

[TURBO UNO]

Can't believe I actually saved and rotated that

Just hit the screen lock/rotate button on your phone, lol.

I’ve had one of those reach out to me but 60 is too old that I fear breaking something on her. “Breaking her back” would take one another meaning.