Hinge Takeover >>> Tinder, Bumble Pof

[Based Jesus]

Which is fine, everyone has their journey and their timeline, but then gonna come in the chat talking greasy about he gonna have the most bodies in this thread by whatever date he said.

Such a weird thing to aspire to
Partly why he's struggling

 

[spiderjericho]

Hilarious video. I had to follow that account for the toxic takes lol.

 

[fluid hips]

BRING BACK rbk93

What happened to him?

 

[fluid hips]

They not #hung

 

[TURBO UNO]

What happened to him?

Busy with his lady friend

 

[storm2006]

Tricked off probably the first 6-9 or so, AT THE FINISH LINE, not knowing where the ***** was. They always wanted me to hit from the back, and I see anus and booty checks, and I can stick my finger in it from here, but I didnt know where the ***** was, the canal I guess,

 

[moonman818]

They not #hung

Better? Nah.

But it's the easiest way to get what you want

Make her convulse and she'd SYDFTB no question.

 

[willypete]

Better? Nah.

But it's the easiest way to get what you want

Make her convulse and she'd SYDFTB no question.

I guess this how dudes be getting their doors lamboed

 

[storm2006]

Fambily…I got a couple new ones for y’all. Matched with a yamb in Philly last night. She seemed obsessed with Wordle. She even listed her qualities in a partner and said “Someone to compare daily Wordle scores with”. I actually haven’t played and didn’t play until after 11PM when we were messaging about it and we laughed about my score as I was live texting her photos.

Midnight hits and she sent her score at 12:03AM At this point I’m pressed so I get it done at 12:16. She sends me her score chart and I ask if she’s off work and has time for a quick call. Y'all…I’ve never had a woman blow up on me talking about “respecting her boundaries”. I’m just like famb…we have gone back and forth for the over an hour and all I asked for was a quick chat. She hit me with “I’m saying are you asking me on date or are you just trying to randomly call me at 1am? Different things.” Followed by “Respect boundaries.”. I didn’t even ask to FaceTime!! It was honestly just a quick chat

Then this other chick just moved to the area…was distant after I told her that I was setting up a date, then disappeared mid-week when I checked in and was going to confirm some details. She didn’t reply to the check-in so we obviously didn’t connect so last night I ****** around and asked here “So are you just never going to text me back?” Man……..

She had the unmitigated gall to reply to me with “Hey…you basically didn’t text me leading up to the day of our “date” so I had no idea if we were still on or if you were still interested. You’re gonna have to be a little more aggressive to be competitive.”

Yesterday gave me Reebok feels. I need to shed myself of this but EYE also don’t think I was THAT in the wrong. I think these chicks are just wilding with their expectations essential to me

 

[s-blaze]

Be aggressive to be competitive?

This not training camp before the season.

 

[Mark Antony]

No need to feel bad, played out exactly like it should. Red flags everywhere with that last one.

 

[Based Jesus]

So Girl #1 texts you at midnight about a game you don't care about but wants you to respect HER boundaries when you reply

And Girl #2 has confused her life for a reality TV show and you for a contestant. She definitely gets her dating tips from the "Men bad" side of twitter which means it won't get any better

I'd lose both their numbers

 

[ahat]

I wouldnt have even hit her back after she didnt respond to the check in text. Keep it moving. If someones interested in you theyll make the effort. If things come up theyll let you know and reschedule. If they dont they dont respect you/ are playing games, imo.

 

[tay1]

Girl #2 is typical women logic. I've heard that being said before.

 

[tomdiginson]

Fambily…I got a couple new ones for y’all. Matched with a yamb in Philly last night. She seemed obsessed with Wordle. She even listed her qualities in a partner and said “Someone to compare daily Wordle scores with”. I actually haven’t played and didn’t play until after 11PM when we were messaging about it and we laughed about my score as I was live texting her photos.

Midnight hits and she sent her score at 12:03AM At this point I’m pressed so I get it done at 12:16. She sends me her score chart and I ask if she’s off work and has time for a quick call. Y'all…I’ve never had a woman blow up on me talking about “respecting her boundaries”. I’m just like famb…we have gone back and forth for the over an hour and all I asked for was a quick chat. She hit me with “I’m saying are you asking me on date or are you just trying to randomly call me at 1am? Different things.” Followed by “Respect boundaries.”. I didn’t even ask to FaceTime!! It was honestly just a quick chat

Then this other chick just moved to the area…was distant after I told her that I was setting up a date, then disappeared mid-week when I checked in and was going to confirm some details. She didn’t reply to the check-in so we obviously didn’t connect so last night I ****ed around and asked here “So are you just never going to text me back?” Man……..

She had the unmitigated gall to reply to me with “Hey…you basically didn’t text me leading up to the day of our “date” so I had no idea if we were still on or if you were still interested. You’re gonna have to be a little more aggressive to be competitive.”

Yesterday gave me Reebok feels. I need to shed myself of this but EYE also don’t think I was THAT in the wrong. I think these chicks are just wilding with their expectations essential to me

You should have asked the first one if she was mentally inept and just unmatched her. The second one you should have just responded with lol and unmatched. Hell maybe I would have said "sorry if I knew you were this miserable, I would have unmatched sooner" and just unmatched/block her.

 

[smedroc]

rbk93 This you??

 

[rbk93]

Nah I wish lol.

 

[fluid hips]

Yea I can't be with women that tiny. Ain't with that underage fetish vibes

 

[s-blaze]

I thought it was a superiority complex thing

 

[fluid hips]

Shorty wildin with that armpit

 

[willypete]

I guess this is a slight humble brag but have y’all dealt with women who seem like their head game be slacking after you lick them from the front to the byke? Seems like every time I make ‘em get theirs off the tongue then they get lazy with the pipe and either just let it sit there like a thermometer or just say “put it in”. Sometimes I want some quality neck and haven’t really had any since 2019 even though I’ve allegedly dealt with some throat goats

End rant

 

[bigslim773]

I guess this is a slight humble brag but have y’all dealt with women who seem like their head game be slacking after you lick them from the front to the byke? Seems like every time I make ‘em get theirs off the tongue then they get lazy with the pipe and either just let it sit there like a thermometer or just say “put it in”. Sometimes I want some quality neck and haven’t really had any since 2019 even though I’ve allegedly dealt with some throat goats

End rant

ONCE THEY GET THEIR’S... ITS OVER WITH FOR YOU BRO

JUST LIKE A DUDE, ONCE YOU BUST, YOUR MIND IS BACK TO REGULARLY SCHEDULED PROGRAMMING.

SO YOU SHOULD DEF GET THE SLOPPY 1ST THEN DO HER.

 

[willypete]

ONCE THEY GET THEIR’S... ITS OVER WITH FOR YOU BRO

JUST LIKE A DUDE, ONCE YOU BUST, YOUR MIND IS BACK TO REGULARLY SCHEDULED PROGRAMMING.

SO YOU SHOULD DEF GET THE SLOPPY 1ST THEN DO HER.

See even after they get their first, I still make it a habit to smash till they get a 2nd or 3rd.

But you’re def right about getting the neck beforehand

 

[titang545]

Quick backstory, had an event wear I had to throw on the tux. I have an older coworker, I look more at like an older sister. She asked me for a pic from the event in my tux, sent her the pic. She shared it with her homegirl who put on the full court press. Last night we were texting back and forth and she hit me with "you not playing fair."

I was like, hey that's my line. Shorty talking about she really wants to get to know me, shortly after telling me how wet she getting on the phone. Uh huh.

 

[titang545]

I guess this is a slight humble brag but have y’all dealt with women who seem like their head game be slacking after you lick them from the front to the byke? Seems like every time I make ‘em get theirs off the tongue then they get lazy with the pipe and either just let it sit there like a thermometer or just say “put it in”. Sometimes I want some quality neck and haven’t really had any since 2019 even though I’ve allegedly dealt with some throat goats

End rant

Been there, early in my sexcapades took care of a chick, soaking the sheets level. Come up to close the deal and she hit me with the I'm tired lets go to sleep. I was HOT. Saw her on LinkedIn, instantly got my Arthur on.