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[titang545]

For better or worse, if she were happen to get preggers….I would have to just marry her The reverse nuclear option

Sundress season is right around the corner and you going into cuffing season. Down in DC yesterday, and something was going on at the National Gallery of Art.

 

[wayniac211]

shout out rude jude & lord sear for this gem lol

 

[ahat]

Pour one out for storm2006 we lost one.

 

[ahat]

Sometimes the dearly departed leave us due to natural causes or reasons. Other times they are tragic events.

This is the latter.

 

[storm2006]

Welp. Smashed again this morning. Raw. No pullout

We hit this French brasserie type joint for brunch then came back to the hotel….smashed again

About to go to the beach and take a good *** nap. I need to recharge to make it through the night. Need to cop a 5-Hour Extra Strength too. I finagled a reservation at this “American” restaurant and we’re each getting the eight-course tasting menu That meal alone might do me in for the night

 

[tay1]

Yesterday, ole girl asked me to come through. I come through and this ***** fell asleep at 8:30. 8 ******* 30. I was hot. Never had blue balls before. I was hot and in pain. I was less hot after getting a burrito from the food truck. Still in pain though.

Shot the club up the following morning as I’m lookin at her birth control on the table with a smile on my face. As I storm out the house, I read about Storm and the colossal mistake.

 

[WASHED KING]

When the wedding B? storm2006

 

[DripNick]

He definitely a married man before the year's over.
Congrats storm2006

 

[storm2006]

Yesterday, ole girl asked me to come through. I come through and this ***** fell asleep at 8:30. 8 ******* 30. I was hot. Never had blue balls before. I was hot and in pain. I was less hot after getting a burrito from the food truck. Still in pain though.

Shot the club up the following morning as I’m lookin at her birth control on the table with a smile on my face. As I storm out the house, I read about Storm and the colossal mistake.

He definitely a married man before the year's over.
Congrats storm2006

When the wedding B? storm2006

Y’all are underestimating my ruthlessness. But I can and WILL cut it off. However, now I’m thinking I need to just make the cypher complete on the perfect weekend because I’m with her through Monday morning. Copped a 30-minute helicopter tour for tomorrow before the game titang545 brought up a valid point, though, I have to be on standby for 1-2 months to wait for results from any “tests” And pray. Definitely have to pray

 

[DripNick]

Thoughts and prayers ain't gon cut it my guy. #GetThePill #LeCheminDuFather

 

[dontsteponmyshoes]

Storm rn

 

[Mark Antony]

No wonder women are the way they are. Dude having her leave work, traveling all over the place, doing 8 course fine dining, taking her on helicopter tours etc all while constantly shooting up the club, then talking bout "I will cut it off".

 

[Jumanji]

Sundress season is right around the corner and you going into cuffing season. Down in DC yesterday, and something was going on at the National Gallery of Art.

Jazz in the garden. They were out there lol

 

[clyde the glide]

Was when she came over at 230 am your first time meeting her in person?

 

[storm2006]

No wonder women are the way they are. Dude having her leave work, traveling all over the place, doing 8 course fine dining, taking her on helicopter tours etc all while constantly shooting up the club, then talking bout "I will cut it off".

Was when she came over at 230 am your first time meeting her in person?

Noooo I’ve known her a minute and we’ve been off/on for years. Mainly we lost touch when I was in and out of Spain for work and I wasn’t around that much. I don’t work with her but I go to her place of work more frequently now so we’ve been seeing each other a bit more but this was the first time I smashed in awhile, though. Literally, just threw up a Hail Mary solely because Golden State was getting washed and she was the first one to catch it.

If she gets pregnant off of this, Steph or Klay gotta be the godfather or at least come through the baby shower because they worked me into this shoot

 

[BIG LEEMELONE]

'If she gets pregnant' cmon now . This is very intentional behavior and you're acting like you don't know where babies come from . If you wanna be a family man just say that. It's funny I remember datznasty doing the exact same thing, just bussin up the club accidentally on purpose. Something about yall OKC dudes

 

[datznasty]

Yall money different. I gotta stop taking naps in my car all week and get like that. Ya boy out here funding all kind of executive bonuses and new buildings with the amount of overdrafts fees Im accruing doing basic daily ****

 

[tay1]

'If she gets pregnant' cmon now . This is very intentional behavior and you're acting like you don't know where babies come from . If you wanna be a family man just say that. It's funny I remember datznasty doing the exact same thing, just bussin up the club accidentally on purpose. Something about yall OKC dudes

Dyin at accidentally on purpose

 

[Comparison Ford]

Yo he’s not wrong though. Shooting up da club is a choice 100 times out of 100.

Refresh my memory storm2006 , do you work in healthcare in some capacity?

 

[dakingii]

No wonder women are the way they are. Dude having her leave work, traveling all over the place, doing 8 course fine dining, taking her on helicopter tours etc all while constantly shooting up the club, then talking bout "I will cut it off".

Im baffled by what im reading. He definitely treating her like wifey. Expensive excursions and shooting up the club consistently.

 

[checks mcgee]

アミーゴ

Please come get ya boi, man. He outta control. First the London **** now this

 

[bigslim773]

GO GET THE OL SNIPITY SNIP… BEST $30(WITH INSURANCE) IVE EVER SPENT.

SHOOT UP UNLIMITED CLUBS, AND SLEEP LIKE A BABY AT NIGHT.

ZERO WORRIES.

 

[John Wick]

storm just entertaining us she been wifey he tryna get her preg who doing all that he doing with a rando?

how old are you storm?

u got any kids already?

GO GET THE OL SNIPITY SNIP… BEST $30(WITH INSURANCE) IVE EVER SPENT.

SHOOT UP UNLIMITED CLUBS, AND SLEEP LIKE A BABY AT NIGHT.

ZERO WORRIES.

best thing i ever done

 

[BIG LEEMELONE]

Y’all are underestimating my ruthlessness.

Copped a 30-minute helicopter tour for tomorrow before the game

Who are you tryna fool bro . You love this white woman

 

[ahat]

Who are you tryna fool bro . You love this white woman

"Ruthlessness" ya ok. She'll ask him to jump he'll say how high