Hinge Takeover >>> Tinder, Bumble Pof

A fat chick without mass and boobs? Useless.

All that fat goin to the wrong places.

No Thank You Lol GIF by HBO Max
 
I had a bbw coworker who was on my back for years but I just could never do it. She had a stomach but no ***, *******, and wasn’t even cute. I needed at least 1 of them, like come on :lol
My first corporate job I smashed this bbw the night of the Christmas party. Wasn’t my fondest moment. She was a short stubby bbw tho, about 4’11”. She had a stomach but a lot of **** and *** for her size. I paid her no mind while at work before but afterwards she became extremely annoying. Sending raunchy texts and ****. Popping up at my desk. But then layoffs happened and guess who got laid off….she did. I hate to see people loose their job but I was relieved.
 
RIP, new coworker to our team tagged along with me for my whole work day and insisted on helping me. :lol Rode in my whip, had lunch, and I drove her back to where she left her car. I’m still messing around with stripper joint but I think it’s time to pack my bags and visit Colombia. :nerd:
 
My first corporate job I smashed this bbw the night of the Christmas party. Wasn’t my fondest moment. She was a short stubby bbw tho, about 4’11”. She had a stomach but a lot of **** and *** for her size. I paid her no mind while at work before but afterwards she became extremely annoying. Sending raunchy texts and ****. Popping up at my desk. But then layoffs happened and guess who got laid off….she did. I hate to see people loose their job but I was relieved.

🤔 mans problem w/the overbearing office ting was solved by corporate fiscal concerns 😮‍💨😂
 
speaking of work yambs...

back in my mid/late 20s I worked at a company in nyc that always had international interns coming through

when I started, there was one from europe
female, fresh out of school, 21

she took a liking to me right away
but I always play it cool and professional in a work setting
so didnt pursue or even entertain

im telling you fellas
the less attention you give these ****....

so after a week or 2
we had a good rapport and joked around by now
we were cool
but I could tell she was itching for me to make some sort of move

we sat in the same area
and desk to desk
she comes back from the bathroom one day
and hands me her phone

she had taken a pic of her **** in the bathroom just then to show me
(she had huge cans, so she always got attention for them - but she was slim still)
I guess when she saw I treated her normally and didnt get wowed by the boobs, she didnt know what to do


from that day on
she would let me feel her up (anywhere) when no one was around
(her idea too)

we would go to empty floors in the building and mess around too

was game on


but thing was
she had a bf/someone she was dating already in nyc
so I never had to urge to have sex with her or anything
honestly, its a bit unbecoming when a taken woman is that thirsty

if it was a woman that was desecrete, Id maybe change my tune

also, she would always be talking about going out on the weekends and kissing guys on the dance floor and hooking up after etc

Ive def kept plenty of women in the friendzone that talk way too much about their activities
its a big turn off
they think its cool cause theyre showing you how desirable they are
Im like, na, youre sloppy
I cant work with you
Im tryna find a female that could clean up a crime scene - type ****
feel me


so heres where the story starts to go to hyperdrive

after a month
a second female euro intern shows up
also 21/22

this one
the donk was craaazy
she had some business pants on
and still
**** was looking like a club outfit

I watched her walking around the office getting introduced like:
shy-neethaane-en-ponvasantham.gif


this one I was feeling


a few weeks go by and the new intern is getting the hang of office life, and nyc party life
the other intern is taking her under her wing

turns out, the 2 interns are from the same country and also get along very well
both on the same program of partying and hooking up
dance-happy-dance.gif



anyway
somehow, the new intern is cool with being felt up too
and got in the mix
there was also another 20 something male that was working fulltime there, but from nyc
us 4 were cool and always joking, having fun

so the 2 ladies would let both of us feel them up, whenever, however

and It wasnt like we initiated any of this
these ladies would come bent over on your desk, bussin it all open, wanting you to grab

it was, crazy

I gotta thank god for sending this my way then
cause it really is absurd

oh btw
this new intern had a bf in her home country

they were both professional and very put together
as far as appearance and corporate talk
but boy they were devious




fast forward a month or 2...

one weekend they go see a very very famous band/group perform
they report this back to us on monday
apparently
they both found themselves back stage at the buses
and each hooking up with a member/producer from the group
toppy etc

Im blown away when I hear this
and who they were

one of them never talked to the dude again
but the other, this famous dude was blowing her phone up after
she def put it on him
and she was the one with the nice ***

I looked at the messages
it was legit
dude was in china after they linked and was offering to pay for her flight out to hang
she was like, na dude, I got a job
I was impressed how this nobody woman, could turn a high powered dude down
shows you how much power these woman have


so those 2 keep texting
and shes spilling all the tea to us about what hes saying too
so he starts asking her for nudes

intern 1 (the og that liked me - we'll call her T) and intern 2 (the new donk one - we'll call her N)
suggest that we all meet at T's apartment (her bf was out of town who lived there btw)
and I take proper nudes/sexy pics for N to send to this famous dude
since I have a guy's perspective and Im good with a camera


Im like sure
so we all meet
and we're chillin first
drinking wine
and they got started before me

boy oh boy, was I naive thinking I was just gonna be there to help with these pics
I walked into a lions den

310187764fbbfc10d3513122befec717.gif



brace yourselves brothers......





whew that was a lot
Ill pick this up in a part 2
 
Last edited:
Brought a home a nice,tan skinny blonde I planted a seed with weeks ago. She said we’re not having sex (which usually means we are having sex) but I was in wet noodle mode anyways. Drank too damn much. Ate the box until she came then dipped while she showered.

Idk if I should even follow up,lmao

I’ll wait it out and play the cut until she hmu

Yall agree?
 
Brought a home a nice,tan skinny blonde I planted a seed with weeks ago. She said we’re not having sex (which usually means we are having sex) but I was in wet noodle mode anyways. Drank too damn much. Ate the box until she came then dipped while she showered.

Idk if I should even follow up,lmao

I’ll wait it out and play the cut until she hmu

Yall agree?
Why you dip out like that? :lol:
 
Why you dip out like that? :lol:

She said she was prepared to ahem “return the favor”

I rarely ever munch the box so I wanted confirmation,lmao

The morning came around and I guided her to the schmeat she stroked it… then proceeded to stroke it… with no mouth action.

At that point I’m like idc anymore once I get the chance to dip im out

Threw her shades on and hit up TBell

We have mutuals that we go out with so I’m going to see her again but unsure which direction to go with it
 
That’s what I’m saying… all I could think was man, I’m not coming back here at all

On top of that she kept asking me to buy her shots all night

Shordy buy your own ****
 
Back
Top Bottom