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[willypete]

Hopefully the yambs tasted good at least. Sounds like she didn’t give the helping hand till completion, shameful

 

[tay1]

She said she was prepared to ahem “return the favor”

I rarely ever munch the box so I wanted confirmation,lmao

The morning came around and I guided her to the schmeat she stroked it… then proceeded to stroke it… with no mouth action.

At that point I’m like idc anymore once I get the chance to dip im out

Threw her shades on and hit up TBell

We have mutuals that we go out with so I’m going to see her again but unsure which direction to go with it

Getting Taco Bell to end the night is nasty!

But I respect dippin if she was just wasting time...

 

[checks mcgee]

Tasted like straight acqua panna water I’m ngl

Mad joocy

Maybe I will go back

I’m saying now I feel like I got a wait it out can’t reach out and be thirsty to re connect

 

[checks mcgee]

Getting Taco Bell to end the night is nasty!

But I respect dippin if she was just wasting time...

Even worse

Was the AM

Breakfast Crunchwrap spectacular hungover

 

[willypete]

Tasted like straight acqua panna water I’m ngl

Mad joocy

Maybe I will go back

I’m saying now I feel like I got a wait it out can’t reach out and be thirsty to re connect

Juicy box and if you think she might give that awesome, maybe you should

 

[steebie j]

That’s what I’m saying… all I could think was man, I’m not coming back here at all

On top of that she kept asking me to buy her shots all night

Shordy buy your own ****

What a selfish *****. She wouldn’t exist in my world ever again. I axed a chick cause she ate all my cookies in my panty one night. So yea my tolerance is zero.

U did the right thing tho

 

[Remy LeBeau]

***** was a munch

 

[Belgium]

Yall ever match with someone you see around the way/follow on ig?

Nah I’d just DM directly in that case. It’d feel weird to me to match someone I already follow.
I don’t really use my IG anyway. It passively grows followers (~1200 now) due to the username but I’ve never posted anything on the page.
IG is strictly for the DMs or posting the occasional story.

 

[checks mcgee]

***** was a munch

Relax Sonny







But yeah,I need to drink less
Or take my blue chew earlier

 

[fluid hips]

speaking of work yambs...

Spoiler

back in my mid/late 20s I worked at a company in nyc that always had international interns coming through

when I started, there was one from europe
female, fresh out of school, 21

she took a liking to me right away
but I always play it cool and professional in a work setting
so didnt pursue or even entertain

im telling you fellas
the less attention you give these ****....

so after a week or 2
we had a good rapport and joked around by now
we were cool
but I could tell she was itching for me to make some sort of move

we sat in the same area
and desk to desk
she comes back from the bathroom one day
and hands me her phone

she had taken a pic of her **** in the bathroom just then to show me
(she had huge cans, so she always got attention for them - but she was slim still)
I guess when she saw I treated her normally and didnt get wowed by the boobs, she didnt know what to do


from that day on
she would let me feel her up (anywhere) when no one was around
(her idea too)

we would go to empty floors in the building and mess around too

was game on


but thing was
she had a bf/someone she was dating already in nyc
so I never had to urge to have sex with her or anything
honestly, its a bit unbecoming when a taken woman is that thirsty

if it was a woman that was desecrete, Id maybe change my tune

also, she would always be talking about going out on the weekends and kissing guys on the dance floor and hooking up after etc

Ive def kept plenty of women in the friendzone that talk way too much about their activities
its a big turn off
they think its cool cause theyre showing you how desirable they are
Im like, na, youre sloppy
I cant work with you
Im tryna find a female that could clean up a crime scene - type ****
feel me


so heres where the story starts to go to hyperdrive

after a month
a second female euro intern shows up
also 21/22

this one
the donk was craaazy
she had some business pants on
and still
**** was looking like a club outfit

I watched her walking around the office getting introduced like:

this one I was feeling


a few weeks go by and the new intern is getting the hang of office life, and nyc party life
the other intern is taking her under her wing

turns out, the 2 interns are from the same country and also get along very well
both on the same program of partying and hooking up

anyway
somehow, the new intern is cool with being felt up too
and got in the mix
there was also another 20 something male that was working fulltime there, but from nyc
us 4 were cool and always joking, having fun

so the 2 ladies would let both of us feel them up, whenever, however

and It wasnt like we initiated any of this
these ladies would come bent over on your desk, bussin it all open, wanting you to grab

it was, crazy

I gotta thank god for sending this my way then
cause it really is absurd

oh btw
this new intern had a bf in her home country

they were both professional and very put together
as far as appearance and corporate talk
but boy they were devious




fast forward a month or 2...

one weekend they go see a very very famous band/group perform
they report this back to us on monday
apparently
they both found themselves back stage at the buses
and each hooking up with a member/producer from the group
toppy etc

Im blown away when I hear this
and who they were

one of them never talked to the dude again
but the other, this famous dude was blowing her phone up after
she def put it on him
and she was the one with the nice ***

I looked at the messages
it was legit
dude was in china after they linked and was offering to pay for her flight out to hang
she was like, na dude, I got a job
I was impressed how this nobody woman, could turn a high powered dude down
shows you how much power these woman have


so those 2 keep texting
and shes spilling all the tea to us about what hes saying too
so he starts asking her for nudes

intern 1 (the og that liked me - we'll call her T) and intern 2 (the new donk one - we'll call her N)
suggest that we all meet at T's apartment (her bf was out of town who lived there btw)
and I take proper nudes/sexy pics for N to send to this famous dude
since I have a guy's perspective and Im good with a camera


Im like sure
so we all meet
and we're chillin first
drinking wine
and they got started before me

boy oh boy, was I naive thinking I was just gonna be there to help with these pics
I walked into a lions den

brace yourselves brothers......





whew that was a lot
Ill pick this up in a part 2

Clapped cheeks in the emergency stairwell/roof on company time

 

[checks mcgee]

Juicy box and if you think she might give that awesome, maybe you should

I think I’ll clap her friends instead

 

[willypete]

I think I’ll clap her friends instead

She might’ve already threw the unintentional oop if you had her toes throwing gang signs

 

[Beruseruku Desu]

 

[smedroc]

speaking of work yambs...

Spoiler

back in my mid/late 20s I worked at a company in nyc that always had international interns coming through

when I started, there was one from europe
female, fresh out of school, 21

she took a liking to me right away
but I always play it cool and professional in a work setting
so didnt pursue or even entertain

im telling you fellas
the less attention you give these ****....

so after a week or 2
we had a good rapport and joked around by now
we were cool
but I could tell she was itching for me to make some sort of move

we sat in the same area
and desk to desk
she comes back from the bathroom one day
and hands me her phone

she had taken a pic of her **** in the bathroom just then to show me
(she had huge cans, so she always got attention for them - but she was slim still)
I guess when she saw I treated her normally and didnt get wowed by the boobs, she didnt know what to do


from that day on
she would let me feel her up (anywhere) when no one was around
(her idea too)

we would go to empty floors in the building and mess around too

was game on


but thing was
she had a bf/someone she was dating already in nyc
so I never had to urge to have sex with her or anything
honestly, its a bit unbecoming when a taken woman is that thirsty

if it was a woman that was desecrete, Id maybe change my tune

also, she would always be talking about going out on the weekends and kissing guys on the dance floor and hooking up after etc

Ive def kept plenty of women in the friendzone that talk way too much about their activities
its a big turn off
they think its cool cause theyre showing you how desirable they are
Im like, na, youre sloppy
I cant work with you
Im tryna find a female that could clean up a crime scene - type ****
feel me


so heres where the story starts to go to hyperdrive

after a month
a second female euro intern shows up
also 21/22

this one
the donk was craaazy
she had some business pants on
and still
**** was looking like a club outfit

I watched her walking around the office getting introduced like:

this one I was feeling


a few weeks go by and the new intern is getting the hang of office life, and nyc party life
the other intern is taking her under her wing

turns out, the 2 interns are from the same country and also get along very well
both on the same program of partying and hooking up

anyway
somehow, the new intern is cool with being felt up too
and got in the mix
there was also another 20 something male that was working fulltime there, but from nyc
us 4 were cool and always joking, having fun

so the 2 ladies would let both of us feel them up, whenever, however

and It wasnt like we initiated any of this
these ladies would come bent over on your desk, bussin it all open, wanting you to grab

it was, crazy

I gotta thank god for sending this my way then
cause it really is absurd

oh btw
this new intern had a bf in her home country

they were both professional and very put together
as far as appearance and corporate talk
but boy they were devious




fast forward a month or 2...

one weekend they go see a very very famous band/group perform
they report this back to us on monday
apparently
they both found themselves back stage at the buses
and each hooking up with a member/producer from the group
toppy etc

Im blown away when I hear this
and who they were

one of them never talked to the dude again
but the other, this famous dude was blowing her phone up after
she def put it on him
and she was the one with the nice ***

I looked at the messages
it was legit
dude was in china after they linked and was offering to pay for her flight out to hang
she was like, na dude, I got a job
I was impressed how this nobody woman, could turn a high powered dude down
shows you how much power these woman have


so those 2 keep texting
and shes spilling all the tea to us about what hes saying too
so he starts asking her for nudes

intern 1 (the og that liked me - we'll call her T) and intern 2 (the new donk one - we'll call her N)
suggest that we all meet at T's apartment (her bf was out of town who lived there btw)
and I take proper nudes/sexy pics for N to send to this famous dude
since I have a guy's perspective and Im good with a camera


Im like sure
so we all meet
and we're chillin first
drinking wine
and they got started before me

boy oh boy, was I naive thinking I was just gonna be there to help with these pics
I walked into a lions den

brace yourselves brothers......





whew that was a lot
Ill pick this up in a part 2

This made me sign up for linkedin premium.

 

[Blue Mamba]

Dating app Bumble is ending swipe feature, introduces AI assistant for matchmaking

Bumble is rolling out major changes-phasing out the swipe and shaking up its signature "women message first" rule as it retools how users connect.

abc7news.com

 

[ogbobbyjohnson773]

speaking of work yambs...

Spoiler

back in my mid/late 20s I worked at a company in nyc that always had international interns coming through

when I started, there was one from europe
female, fresh out of school, 21

she took a liking to me right away
but I always play it cool and professional in a work setting
so didnt pursue or even entertain

im telling you fellas
the less attention you give these ****....

so after a week or 2
we had a good rapport and joked around by now
we were cool
but I could tell she was itching for me to make some sort of move

we sat in the same area
and desk to desk
she comes back from the bathroom one day
and hands me her phone

she had taken a pic of her **** in the bathroom just then to show me
(she had huge cans, so she always got attention for them - but she was slim still)
I guess when she saw I treated her normally and didnt get wowed by the boobs, she didnt know what to do


from that day on
she would let me feel her up (anywhere) when no one was around
(her idea too)

we would go to empty floors in the building and mess around too

was game on


but thing was
she had a bf/someone she was dating already in nyc
so I never had to urge to have sex with her or anything
honestly, its a bit unbecoming when a taken woman is that thirsty

if it was a woman that was desecrete, Id maybe change my tune

also, she would always be talking about going out on the weekends and kissing guys on the dance floor and hooking up after etc

Ive def kept plenty of women in the friendzone that talk way too much about their activities
its a big turn off
they think its cool cause theyre showing you how desirable they are
Im like, na, youre sloppy
I cant work with you
Im tryna find a female that could clean up a crime scene - type ****
feel me


so heres where the story starts to go to hyperdrive

after a month
a second female euro intern shows up
also 21/22

this one
the donk was craaazy
she had some business pants on
and still
**** was looking like a club outfit

I watched her walking around the office getting introduced like:

this one I was feeling


a few weeks go by and the new intern is getting the hang of office life, and nyc party life
the other intern is taking her under her wing

turns out, the 2 interns are from the same country and also get along very well
both on the same program of partying and hooking up

anyway
somehow, the new intern is cool with being felt up too
and got in the mix
there was also another 20 something male that was working fulltime there, but from nyc
us 4 were cool and always joking, having fun

so the 2 ladies would let both of us feel them up, whenever, however

and It wasnt like we initiated any of this
these ladies would come bent over on your desk, bussin it all open, wanting you to grab

it was, crazy

I gotta thank god for sending this my way then
cause it really is absurd

oh btw
this new intern had a bf in her home country

they were both professional and very put together
as far as appearance and corporate talk
but boy they were devious




fast forward a month or 2...

one weekend they go see a very very famous band/group perform
they report this back to us on monday
apparently
they both found themselves back stage at the buses
and each hooking up with a member/producer from the group
toppy etc

Im blown away when I hear this
and who they were

one of them never talked to the dude again
but the other, this famous dude was blowing her phone up after
she def put it on him
and she was the one with the nice ***

I looked at the messages
it was legit
dude was in china after they linked and was offering to pay for her flight out to hang
she was like, na dude, I got a job
I was impressed how this nobody woman, could turn a high powered dude down
shows you how much power these woman have


so those 2 keep texting
and shes spilling all the tea to us about what hes saying too
so he starts asking her for nudes

intern 1 (the og that liked me - we'll call her T) and intern 2 (the new donk one - we'll call her N)
suggest that we all meet at T's apartment (her bf was out of town who lived there btw)
and I take proper nudes/sexy pics for N to send to this famous dude
since I have a guy's perspective and Im good with a camera


Im like sure
so we all meet
and we're chillin first
drinking wine
and they got started before me

boy oh boy, was I naive thinking I was just gonna be there to help with these pics
I walked into a lions den

brace yourselves brothers......





whew that was a lot
Ill pick this up in a part 2

part 2

Spoiler

I start taking pics
different outfits, thongs etc

I got her at various angles, back to me sitting on a chair, etc classics
mass was glorious
I used to have the pics for a while too

anyway
theyd been drinking
and possibly doing something else - now that I think about it

but I started to realize they werent there
just faded

after the pics, we're all just sitting down, having wine
and things start to advance

T leaned over me and starting licking N's you know what
things start to advance more
then a full wine glass is knocked over
and kinda resets the room

N goes to the bathroom
and I was kinda over it and wanted to head out
for me, if we agreed on doing that beforehand, then got drunk
id be with it
but this just didnt feel right, in their state


so I gather myself and start to head out
at that time N comes out the bathroom
starts begging me to stay

im like na, im cool, you guys chill and relax the rest of the night
she starts to pull me away from the door
im like o.k.
then she gets in front of me blocking the door

Im like man, if the roles were reversed in the situation...

anyway, I finagle my way around her and get out to the hallway

phew
done

but wait
N, comes out into the hallway
still begging me to stay

I wrangle her back in and quickly run downstairs and out

omg
what a situation


I turned the block
bout to walk toward the train
and I hear someone yelling my name
this ***** ran downstairs and out to the street
with just her underwear on , running after me at like 2am

I couldnt leave her outside
so called up T to let us back in the house
brought in N
and that was the night


I was like damn
this monday is gonna be interesting

I go to work
we're all there
and Im smiling, smirking, asking them how our night was

to my surprise
they didnt think much of it
then I asked T, do you remember licking N's *****?
she said, no way
I said, um, yeah
and she got up and ran to the bathroom

they both couldnt believe anything I was telling them
and thing is, I believe them, that they blacked out


Im glad I didnt do anything
cause who knows what they couldve said
and I can def sleep well at night about it
sometimes you gotta know when to fold em (no pun intended)
or, if it went down, it wouldve been whatevs for them probably


sorry, wasnt a sexy ending

also, N's bf flew in later that week
she admitted hooking up with this celeb
and they wanted to hash things out
poor guy




anyway
apparently the producer dude really liked those nudes
I guess my only consolation
shot out to you buddy

 

[steebie j]

Man this is like a movie with a terrible sequel

I was expecting more

 

[airthompson]

sucks you played your cards right with a helluhvah hand —just to fold. Crazy work. I’ve been there so I get it.

 

[ogbobbyjohnson773]

Man this is like a movie with a terrible sequel

I was expecting more

lol sorry

it wasnt a success, but was one of the wildest situations

funny, when it comes to threesomes/groupsex
Id never been involved with one that worked...


until feeld

sucks you played your cards right with a helluhvah hand —just to fold. Crazy work. I’ve been there so I get it.

lol exactly

 

[airthompson]

lol sorry

it wasnt a success, but was one of the wildest situations

funny, when it comes to threesomes/groupsex
Id never been involved with one that worked...


until feeld



lol exactly

Workplace **** you def have to play it extremely safe. They seemed w it. But as interns —you were the only one truly at risk. Esp w ones with loose lips. It takes one hater in the office to hear that to take you down.

 

[ogbobbyjohnson773]

what I been on recently on feeld is arranging to meet for a night walk in the city/park
and finding lil hidden spots along the way to smash, and do other debaucherous ****

Had a date last year that suggested this
"we meet in the park, I wear a dress..."
and it was great
so I been on it since


crazy, cause its usually the most responsible, career-type moms that are more than down for this

but that thrills me, to get a 40+ y/o woman to do some grimey **** hehe
they love an adventure and direction

 

[willypete]

what I been on recently on feeld is arranging to meet for a night walk in the city/park
and finding lil hidden spots along the way to smash, and do other debaucherous ****

Had a date last year that suggested this
"we meet in the park, I wear a dress..."
and it was great
so I been on it since


crazy, cause its usually the most responsible, career-type moms that are more than down for this

but that thrills me, to get a 40+ y/o woman to do some grimey **** hehe
they love an adventure and direction

Just gotta say it, all fun and games until you get hit with an indecent exposure charge. Just be mindful of your surroundings, even if you do a smash in the whip

 

[ogbobbyjohnson773]

Just gotta say it, all fun and games until you get hit with an indecent exposure charge. Just be mindful of your surroundings, even if you do a smash in the whip

for sure

berlin is a free-for-all though
public drinking is legal
plus parks here are huge
I try my best to keep it descrete

but thats also why these ladies love it too
love some danger lol

if I get popped for public smashing
im walking into jail like...

 

[willypete]

for sure

berlin is a free-for-all though
public drinking is legal
plus parks here are huge
I try my best to keep it descrete

but thats also why these ladies love it too
love some danger lol

Ah gotcha, just don’t want to hear about you getting jammed up because y’all were playing hide the zucchini out in the open

We await more debauchery

 

[ogbobbyjohnson773]

so theres a famous sex club here in berlin called kit kat

youll find ladies like this there:

Spoiler

*the club's own public pics:

Spoiler

theyre all on feeld too
lots of fun

love me a party girl