HIPSTER COKEHEAD LINDSAY LOHAN HAS A BREAKDOWN WHEN LOSING PHONE IN SOHO

[160jordansdeep]

It all went down at Mott Corner Deli, where after buying some stuff and leaving, LiLo realized she had left her phone inside the shop. But when Linzwent back, the deli worker insisted on checking the security tape to make sure it was hers before handing it back -- this sent LiLo into a rage.

Multiple people at the scene -- including the deli worker -- tell us Linz was so angry the deli man wouldn't just hand over the phone, that she got someoneto call the NYPD for backup.

Cops tell us the call came in at 7:30 PM -- but by the time the officer showed up to the life-or-death situation, it had already been "diffused."

BTW -- the deli worker said he had no idea who she was.


DAMN LOOK AT WHAT COKE DOES TO YOU

SHES 24 LOOKING LIKE SHES 44

I WONDER WHAT WAS ON THE CAMERA

FUNNY THING IS IF SHE KNOW WHERE TO LOOK SHE COULD HAVE GOT SURVED AROUND THERE

 

[rhester]

 

[lazy b]

Sam Ronson helped +@%# up her life even more. Chick is a train wreck waiting to fall off of a cliff.

 

[kix4kix]

Lets all point and laugh at a woman struggling with addiction.

 

[crazy ebw]

 

[gtek]

Originally Posted by kix4kix

Lets all point and laugh at a woman struggling with addiction.

Got ham! hit it on the nail.
They need addicts.
So they teach us to point, laugh, and run from them instead of helping them on to their feet.

 

[eye see soles]

Could have sworn OP was RickFoxJr...

 

[crank lucas]

like I came in here trying to find an interest but no one got shot, no monkeys did flips or even a dancing clown, just a lost phone.............why would youpost this?

 

[BloodxBone]

She should've just stayed with that good green.

 

[3miyasaki3]

Originally Posted by Crazy EBW

 

[ao17]

Originally Posted by Crazy EBW

Mean Girls Lindsay FTW

 

[cangn]

hehe i'm expecting nude in a few week

 

[greyscalemethod]

Originally Posted by Crazy EBW

I swear I used to have a mad crush on this woman

.She was

...now

 

[suprduperfly]

SHES 24 LOOKING LIKE SHES 44

no joke

 

[h3h45]

Lindsay on that crack rock

 

[iansmk]

quit hatin on that white

 

[nationaltruckerdave]

I'd still smash.

 

[mr monday niight]

Can't blame her. Imagine if the stuff that was on her phone was leaked...

 

[jiggaman414]

Originally Posted by GreyScaleMethod

Originally Posted by Crazy EBW

I swear I used to have a mad crush on this woman

. She was

...now

me too man, me too. damn shame

 

[aubstuh86]

she looks like she smells like death

 

[cucumbercool]

I'd still take her out

 

[jfmartimcdandruff]

Never liked her, never will.

 

[purple face]

Her upper lip looks like it smells like raw squid left out in the sun for 3 days.

 

[omgitswes]

poor lindsay

i still like her though, she's just way less attractive

 

[executive76]

Originally Posted by cucumbercool

I'd still take her out