How come this hasn't been invented yet?

[purple face]

6-7-hr time released drowsy formula laxatives. T^hink about it. How many of us are missing that full night's sleep that every goddamn scientist, doctor,parent, textbook has been embedding in our minds? I'm pretty sure 95% of us are. Why wake up feeling groggy and lethargic at work or at school? Just popone of these and you'll wake up alert and ready, andrenaline pumping as we race to the toilet. Red Bull doesn't do that but with my invention I willmake America into productive workers/students bringing us out of this horrible economy. Hear, hear!

 

[j671]

I work graveyard and sleep like a rock on my 2 days off...I hate graveyard shift.anyway,this is a good question

 

[PatRiley]

too many poop stains on my sheets already

 

[speakup23]

Eh doesnt seem like a good idea to me. I see so many health related problems occuring if someone were to use that.


Edit: wait is this like an instant energy thing or a laxative??

 

[socluis90]

Originally Posted by heirjordan15

too many poop stains on my sheets already

 

[korean dave]

 

[russ tha g]

Depending on the strength of the laxative, it may make everybody even later to work.

 

[ktaylor]

Originally Posted by socluis90

Originally Posted by heirjordan15

too many poop stains on my sheets already

 

[ill w1lliam]

Its too risky

 

[drock2010]

just take Nyquil

 

[bostonthreeparty]

Originally Posted by heirjordan15

too many poop stains on my sheets already

 

[marlsj]

Originally Posted by heirjordan15

too many poop stains on my sheets already

 

[the rat pack is back]

that's why people drink coffee in the morning, it makes you %@%%...

 

[doosta45]

if you know how laxatives work, it aint going to work.

plus using laxatives arent good for you anyway

 

[derek916]

fiber

 

[the fame]

People want a pill for everything.

 

[the fame]

People want a pill for everything.

 

[eye see soles]

Mineral oil and castor oil aren't good enough?

 

[nationaltruckerdave]

Originally Posted by iLL W1LLiam

Its too risky