how do i get rid of an animal body?

[SC kid]

how did it die

Misery....it was put out of.

 

[SC kid]

Prop it up on some Popsicle sticks in the corner and pretend it isn't dead

I cant pretend its dead cuz i seen it die.

Mods please dont ban me.

 

[RIP sleazyy]

I was joking

just leave it in the hallway with a bowl of food and some sunglasses on.

 

[onewearz]

i love NT

 

[SC kid]

I was joking

just leave it in the hallway with a bowl of food and some sunglasses on.

Man i like animals lol. And our complex has no hallways.

 

[unknwn]

What is this about?

 

[repsol1k]

 

[oompaoloompa]

What is this about?

Seriously. It's troubling how people can give advice on such an obscure story.

 

[bilboshmangins]

have you tried:

1. microwaving it

2, garbage disposal

3. flushing it down the toilet

4. leaving it at a neighbors door?

 

[repsol1k]

Get a hammer and nails and mount that *****..tell em u caught a wild 1

 

[sir charles]

Lassie could fit in a trash bag. Double bag it up, walk it down to the street trash can calmly, and then walk away.

 

[SC kid]

Lassie could fit in a trash bag. Double bag it up, walk it down to the street trash can calmly, and then walk away.

Dog thats the first thing i did lol. But it felt sooooo wrong and erybody was like " dont throw it in the trash"

 

[SC kid]

have you tried:

1. microwaving it
2, garbage disposal
3. flushing it down the toilet
4. leaving it at a neighbors door?

My neighbors are outside.
Aint got a toilet like that.

 

[bilboshmangins]

Lassie could fit in a trash bag. Double bag it up, walk it down to the street trash can calmly, and then walk away.

Dog thats the first thing i did lol. But it felt sooooo wrong and erybody was like " dont throw it in the trash"

fedex it to someone you hate.

 

[ohmygosher]

how did it die

Misery....it was put out of.

You shot it?

 

[sir charles]

Lassie could fit in a trash bag. Double bag it up, walk it down to the street trash can calmly, and then walk away.

Dog thats the first thing i did lol. But it felt sooooo wrong and erybody was like " dont throw it in the trash"

Then your only two options now are

A.) Tell everyone to shut the hell up and throw away your dog.

Or

B.) Get your friend's car and bury it elsewhere

 

[SC kid]

B). Lookin right.

I just wanted ideas from people from all over the country.

But
Eat it
De bone it
Feed it to pigs


Unexpected that was.

Reps to NT.

 

[SC kid]

You shot it?

F*** no i live dt.

 

[ohmygosher]

^

How'd you put it out of its misery then? Poison? Slit its throat? I'm very curious.

 

[bilboshmangins]

^

How'd you put it out of its misery then? Poison? Slit its throat? I'm very curious.

op is a damn psychopath!

 

[$tacy]

I was gonna make a little harmless joke but I like my sn and I.kno fa sho I would get banned

Y did u kill it bro?

 

[ohmygosher]

^

 

[tero]

I was gonna make a little harmless joke but I like my sn and I.kno fa sho I would get banned

Y did u kill it bro?

OP's dog chewed up his favorite pair of foambs

 

[skyypilot]

somethings kinda weird about this thread, just cant put my finger on it lol

 

[geministar]

Inb4 OP confesses that he BBC'd his dog to death.