How does this work? (PIC)

[darkwing duck]

if i had to go THAT bad i would probably use it. otherwise i would wait for another available urinal

i just dont like bumping some dude while im tryin to piss, while dude is prolly checkin out my dong, and his piss is splashing on me, call me insecure i guess

 

[thegoat121886]

i'd just double park