How often do you poop?

[picasso swerve]

What I really dont get is people who wait til they get home to poop.

How the hell you hold it in all day? Theres some days I dont take a crap til later on in the day, but if I got the feeling or know its coming soon then its gonna happen far before I get home from somewhere. Some dudes (my boy for instance) REFUSES to go anywhere but home. How sway.

 

[niketalker23]

Once a day and sometimes every other day

 

[sharpshooter718]

Once a day and sometimes every other day

Step your fiber game up

 

[hipstermike]

at least 1 per day

drink metamucil sugar free once a day

 

[hipstermike]

anyone else using squatty pottys at home?

 

[mangudai954]

1-3 times a day.

 

[wavylo413]

Bro, they aren’t playing games in those bathrooms. Wtf do these dudes eat man? Actually I know what they eat but yeah. How does every bathroom smell like rotten corpses?

I’ve pissed on every exit ramp from mpls to St. Louis just to avoid those hell holes.

I made the switch to ready mix and haven’t looked back. I’m back at the shop every hour getting loaded and we actually take care of our bathrooms and aren’t savages.

This Stuff ive seen on the Mass pike smfh. Seen 4 grown men walk outta a handicap stall. I jus walked out and went on the side of the road instead. I dont know what kinda games yall was jus playin bathroom smelled like sin was goin on. Im all set

 

[SpittaJetLife]

What I really dont get is people who wait til they get home to poop.

How the hell you hold it in all day? Theres some days I dont take a crap til later on in the day, but if I got the feeling or know its coming soon then its gonna happen far before I get home from somewhere. Some dudes (my boy for instance) REFUSES to go anywhere but home. How sway.

I hate pooping in public. I try to hold it until I get home if I can. The only time I wont hold it is it its diarhea.

 

[Bend_The_Knee]

Once a day.

 

[souljaman22]

I poop when I get to work. Once after lunch and once before bed. There's a restroom noone uses but people caught on. Went in after lunch today and it was sour, like the foulest thing I ever smelled.

 

[SlunderKingpin]

Once to twice a day. Always about an hour after I get up I take the first dump. Second usually late afternoon. Rarely poop at night.

 

[mplsdunk]

This Stuff ive seen on the Mass pike smfh. Seen 4 grown men walk outta a handicap stall. I jus walked out and went on the side of the road instead. I dont know what kinda games yall was jus playin bathroom smelled like sin was goin on. Im all set

**** that. I would have been gone too. Not today satan.

 

[ahat]

What I really dont get is people who wait til they get home to poop.

How the hell you hold it in all day? Theres some days I dont take a crap til later on in the day, but if I got the feeling or know its coming soon then its gonna happen far before I get home from somewhere. Some dudes (my boy for instance) REFUSES to go anywhere but home. How sway.

That's awful for your health

 

[iDon’tRead]

So wet wipes or no at work?

 

[mplsdunk]

See, at work we got a piss bathroom and a poop bathroom like prison.

The poop bathroom is loaded up with air fresheners and has two stalls but when you go in it’s proper etiquette to lock the main door so no one else can enter the bathroom and smell the foulness.

There is no women at my job so their bathroom is the pooper.

 

[alchemist iq]

What I really dont get is people who wait til they get home to poop.

How the hell you hold it in all day? Theres some days I dont take a crap til later on in the day, but if I got the feeling or know its coming soon then its gonna happen far before I get home from somewhere. Some dudes (my boy for instance) REFUSES to go anywhere but home. How sway.

Back when i was younger in middle school i had phobia using public restrooms. Something about using a public bathroom was so pungent that i will wait to get home.

As i got older idgaf!!

Hopefully @nawghtyhare didnt steal the toilet paper before i drop a 2nd Golden album.

 

[ahat]

I live close enough to work I sometimes go home and drop a deuce on my lunch break if I have to.

I told the story before how I worked graveyard shift at a motel. I used to go to unoccupied rooms with a fresh towel and take a **** and shower on the job.

 

[niketalker23]

Step your fiber game up

My diet is 100% on point. Going every other day is actually normal.

 

[superantigen]

I'm sure I'm an outlier because I normally go days without pooping. My significant other, on the other hand, usually goes at least twice a day. I honestly thought that there was something wrong with her and she thought the same of me... .

I don't have any digestive problems or medical conditions, but I find that when I eat "American" foods regularly, my bathroom usage is more frequent; however, when I stick to my native, non American foods, my bathroom visits are infrequent.


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Usually drop a deuce once a day. Twice if I’m eating right. What I’ll never understand is how ppl at work be in the stall dropping a hot one at 8:01 AM. Happens every morning, like they didn’t JUST leave the house. Will never understand it.

 

[shotsrangout]

Usually drop a deuce once a day. Twice if I’m eating right. What I’ll never understand is how ppl at work be in the stall dropping a hot one at 8:01 AM. Happens every morning, like they didn’t JUST leave the house. Will never understand it.

Probably just finished their morning coffee

Anyways most days twice but usually at least once.

 

[Mr Dink]

Usually drop a deuce once a day. Twice if I’m eating right. What I’ll never understand is how ppl at work be in the stall dropping a hot one at 8:01 AM. Happens every morning, like they didn’t JUST leave the house. Will never understand it.

If I have to go in the morning, I try to poop at work so I can save toilet paper and my water bill.

 

[Bert.]

once a day minimum

 

[SupremeBeing5]

Once a day? Twice a day?

Y'all's insides must be rotten

How much do you go? Wtf

 

[thapointguy]

Twice a day at least