How often do you poop?

If I have to go in the morning, I try to poop at work so I can save toilet paper and my water bill.
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Used to never like going in public restrooms cuz the toilet seat in my crib had cushion on it. Now I could care less when I go.

Anybody else try to force one one before going anywhere. I legit think I have anxiety/phobia about having to go and not being able too. Being stuck in traffic or in the subway while approaching max limits is like my worst fear. Sounds silly but this **** really bothers me sometimes
 
Once or twice a day. I did two times today because I did a spicy noodle challenge, most likely my intestines got inflamed and tried to flush the ish out.

I usually go at work, and use it as a break. I spend about 15min just chillin on my phone
 
Like 1.5 times per day. I’ve met people that said they only poop once a week and those are some disgusting non-water drinking scum
 
When I'm on my super-super cut, I'll poop once every 3 days or so.
 
Once a day before lunch. 2-3 times if I ate something that makes my stomach sensitive or after a night of drinking. I’ve had days where it couldn’t come out due to constipation, prob due to tums or lactaid pills I use sometimes, or just need that fiber.

I’m lactose intolerant and can’t handle spicy very well but I still enjoy it
 
Every flush is like .0806453 cents for me.

That adds up if dropping a deuce with at least 2 people in a living space. Might as well do it for free at work. :wink:
 
Usually just once a day and it’s almost always at home right before I go to the gym.
 
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