http://twitter.com/PeterGriffinn

[mycoldyourdone]

http://twitter.com/PeterGriffinn
i dont even know if this is real but it has some funny ones lerlz

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I've noticed that awesome ends with me & ugly starts with u.

My lesbian neighbors asked me what I wanted for my birthday. They gave me a Rolex. I think they misunderstood when I said I wanna watch.

I hate when I laugh and my %#* falls off.

I'm searching Facebook for people named Hontas, just because I think it would be cool... to poke a Hontas.

How to dance like a white guy: Spell your entire first name with your %#*.

I hate it when I go to bed and I forget to turn my swag off.

 

[mycoldyourdone]

http://twitter.com/PeterGriffinn
i dont even know if this is real but it has some funny ones lerlz

-------------------------------------

I've noticed that awesome ends with me & ugly starts with u.

My lesbian neighbors asked me what I wanted for my birthday. They gave me a Rolex. I think they misunderstood when I said I wanna watch.

I hate when I laugh and my %#* falls off.

I'm searching Facebook for people named Hontas, just because I think it would be cool... to poke a Hontas.

How to dance like a white guy: Spell your entire first name with your %#*.

I hate it when I go to bed and I forget to turn my swag off.

 

[jack daniels]

*Philosaraptor* How would a fictional character go about having a real twitter?

 

[jack daniels]

*Philosaraptor* How would a fictional character go about having a real twitter?

 

[Bert.]

Originally Posted by Jack Daniels

*Philosaraptor* How would a fictional character go about having a real twitter?

/thread

 

[Bert.]

Originally Posted by Jack Daniels

*Philosaraptor* How would a fictional character go about having a real twitter?

/thread

 

[cronicmolemolereturns]

Originally Posted by Zyzz

Originally Posted by Jack Daniels

*Philosaraptor* How would a fictional character go about having a real twitter?

/thread

 

[cronicmolemolereturns]

Originally Posted by Zyzz

Originally Posted by Jack Daniels

*Philosaraptor* How would a fictional character go about having a real twitter?

/thread

 

[GaBeGRaMz]

Originally Posted by Mycoldyourdone

http://twitter.com/PeterGriffinn
i dont even know if this is real but it has some funny ones lerlz

 

[GaBeGRaMz]

Originally Posted by Mycoldyourdone

http://twitter.com/PeterGriffinn
i dont even know if this is real but it has some funny ones lerlz

 

[caerus]

Originally Posted by Mycoldyourdone

http://twitter.com/PeterGriffinn
i dont even know if this is real but it has some funny ones lerlz

-------------------------------------

I've noticed that awesome ends with me & ugly starts with u.

My lesbian neighbors asked me what I wanted for my birthday. They gave me a Rolex. I think they misunderstood when I said I wanna watch.

I hate when I laugh and my %#* falls off.

I'm searching Facebook for people named Hontas, just because I think it would be cool... to poke a Hontas.

How to dance like a white guy: Spell your entire first name with your %#*.

I hate it when I go to bed and I forget to turn my swag off.

 

[caerus]

Originally Posted by Mycoldyourdone

http://twitter.com/PeterGriffinn
i dont even know if this is real but it has some funny ones lerlz

-------------------------------------

I've noticed that awesome ends with me & ugly starts with u.

My lesbian neighbors asked me what I wanted for my birthday. They gave me a Rolex. I think they misunderstood when I said I wanna watch.

I hate when I laugh and my %#* falls off.

I'm searching Facebook for people named Hontas, just because I think it would be cool... to poke a Hontas.

How to dance like a white guy: Spell your entire first name with your %#*.

I hate it when I go to bed and I forget to turn my swag off.

 

[fullmetal]

"Boob" is the perfect word. The B looks like an aerial view of them, the 2 o's look like a front view, and the b looks like a side view.
8:09 PM Mar 6th via Twitter for Android

 

[fullmetal]

"Boob" is the perfect word. The B looks like an aerial view of them, the 2 o's look like a front view, and the b looks like a side view.
8:09 PM Mar 6th via Twitter for Android

 

[kramer]

Just broke my personal record for most consecutive days lived.


Sharks aren't the bad guys. If some stranger entered my house in just a Speedo, I would probably attack him too.

 

[kramer]

Just broke my personal record for most consecutive days lived.


Sharks aren't the bad guys. If some stranger entered my house in just a Speedo, I would probably attack him too.

 

[bk201]

Originally Posted by FullMetal

"Boob" is the perfect word. The B looks like an aerial view of them, the 2 o's look like a front view, and the b looks like a side view.
8:09 PM Mar 6th via Twitter for Android

luled hard as hell.

 

[bk201]

Originally Posted by FullMetal

"Boob" is the perfect word. The B looks like an aerial view of them, the 2 o's look like a front view, and the b looks like a side view.
8:09 PM Mar 6th via Twitter for Android

luled hard as hell.

 

[fog]

When I kill a spider in my bathroom, I don't clean it up. I leave it there so the other spiders know not to &$^% with me.

 

[fog]

When I kill a spider in my bathroom, I don't clean it up. I leave it there so the other spiders know not to &$^% with me.