I Can't Trust You If.....

idk man bc some situations are different


what if its top notch head and the box is whatever...like she cant F and you not really into teaching her.

You gotta learn while in stroke what they like.

Every box gets juicy if you adapt the your stroke.

Fax.
 
cant trust a homie who dont share smash stories with chicks not his wife or girlfriend.

if hes on some i dont kiss and tell foolishess.
 
You gotta learn while in stroke what they like.

Every box gets juicy if you adapt the your stroke.

Fax.

ehh

she wasnt my favor under size bout 120 and no curves. She mad cool and like talking nasty so i kept her around.


but 9/10 i def perfer the box.
 
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cant trust a homie who dont share smash stories with chicks not his wife or girlfriend.

if hes on some i dont kiss and tell foolishess.

Especially if you both know her.

Friend: Bruh, guess who I just hit.

You: Who?

Friend: Stacey from off Rockdale with the fat ***.

You: Swear! How was it?

Friend: It was aite.

You: :|

Nah, I need to know how hard she go. Play by play.
 
I can't trust you if you go to the titty bar with jeans on

What's proper " gentlemen club" attire, not even trying to be funny, but we were talking about this same thing at work.

I usually just wear some soft feeling jeans. One time I wore khakis and had even more fun. Wear some dress pants or jogging pants if you don't care about them getting messed up.
 
No disrespect to you clean shaven dudes, but I don't trust no hairless face dude. No beard, okay....cool. but not even a stache? You a fed, bruh lol
 
No disrespect to you clean shaven dudes, but I don't trust no hairless face dude. No beard, okay....cool. but not even a stache? You a fed, bruh lol
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Can't trust a man who just wants head.

If you enjoy head more then da box you mind need to explore your sexuality.

Maaaad ayo.

Pursuit of them yambs should always be priority.

I am in the military and I hear guys say that all of the time, they say stuff like "I wouldn't hit, but I'd let her (insert any euphemism for oral).
I'm like why lie, you know good and damn well once she begins fellating that the next thing dude is going to do is hit it, I hate when dudes lie like that.
 
I can't trust you if you don't have a bank account....

If you run to a check cashing spot every payday...something wrong
 
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