I HATE SPIDERS...HELP!

[35kd]

so i'm in the bathroom taking a piss and I see this big %@+ spider. when i say big %@+ spider, i mean BIG %@+ SPIDER. i look around the bathroom for a tool i can use to kill it and when i look back, it's gone.
i've been looking around the bathroom, the nearby closet, and my bedroom which is right next to the bathroom. i have a feeling it's gotten into my bedroom closet because i can't find it anywhere else.

if it crawls into my mouth/ears/nose, can it kill me? or maybe give me some kind of disease? lay eggs?

it's almost 4am, i've gotten no sleep because of the damn thing, and i have to be up in 1 hour. FML

 

[35kd]

so i'm in the bathroom taking a piss and I see this big %@+ spider. when i say big %@+ spider, i mean BIG %@+ SPIDER. i look around the bathroom for a tool i can use to kill it and when i look back, it's gone.
i've been looking around the bathroom, the nearby closet, and my bedroom which is right next to the bathroom. i have a feeling it's gotten into my bedroom closet because i can't find it anywhere else.

if it crawls into my mouth/ears/nose, can it kill me? or maybe give me some kind of disease? lay eggs?

it's almost 4am, i've gotten no sleep because of the damn thing, and i have to be up in 1 hour. FML

 

[jpioneer]

RIP

 

[jpioneer]

RIP

 

[keithdajuiceman]

rip

 

[keithdajuiceman]

rip

 

[dayman]

done deal dude

 

[dayman]

done deal dude

 

[scshift]

It could kill you/send you to the hospital if it's a venomous spider. As for laying eggs, I have no idea, but that sounds nasty.

RIP

 

[scshift]

It could kill you/send you to the hospital if it's a venomous spider. As for laying eggs, I have no idea, but that sounds nasty.

RIP

 

[snaggykicks]

Snakes>>>>>>>>>>spiders

I cant fear nothin that much smaller then me

 

[snaggykicks]

Snakes>>>>>>>>>>spiders

I cant fear nothin that much smaller then me

 

[Bend_The_Knee]

if it bites u, your senses will start tingling

 

[Bend_The_Knee]

if it bites u, your senses will start tingling

 

[gameboi86]

doggie, it can't be that big if it's able to crawl into your ear. I've personally seen a spider with the body the size of a average man's fist. This was inside my grandpa's house in the Philippines. You better believe I ran off screaming like a little +$##!.

 

[gameboi86]

doggie, it can't be that big if it's able to crawl into your ear. I've personally seen a spider with the body the size of a average man's fist. This was inside my grandpa's house in the Philippines. You better believe I ran off screaming like a little +$##!.

 

[snowboardingpanda]

Originally Posted by GotHolesInMySocks

if it bites u, your senses will start tingling

 

[snowboardingpanda]

Originally Posted by GotHolesInMySocks

if it bites u, your senses will start tingling

 

[seniosoul]

elephant mouse syndrome in full effect

 

[seniosoul]

elephant mouse syndrome in full effect

 

[marvel man]

you buy a armory of weapons and kill the hell of that spider

 

[marvel man]

you buy a armory of weapons and kill the hell of that spider

 

[oh you mad]

Make sure you video tape it and c-walk on the dead body

 

[oh you mad]

Make sure you video tape it and c-walk on the dead body

 

[marvel man]

wait never mind that could be the spider that turns peter parker into spiderman....Wait is your name peter