if ben baller wasn't so short, he'd be ben taller.

[ground king]

if ben baller was on the phone, he'd be ben caller.

if amy winehouse went to rehab, she'd be amy finehouse.

if method man stood under the sun for too long, he'd be method tan.

if dirtylicious was smart, he'd be nerdylicious.

if based god was a fish, he'd be based cod.

if kanye west cloned himself and hanged out together, he'd be kanye fest.

if kobe bryant grew back his fro, he'd be fro-be giant.

if 50 cent had a dollar he'd be a dollar and 50 cents.

if the titanic was big, it'd be gigantic.

if fight club wasn't about violence, it'd be called right club.

if pursuit of happyness was about doing math homework under a maple tree, it'd be called square root to sappyness.

if iron man was jealous all the time he'd be mirin' man.

if toy story was a gay porno, it'd be called boy story.

if allen iverson practiced kung-fu, he'd be shaolin iverson.

if javale mcgee urinated, he'd be javale mcpee.

if rebecca black liked punching guys in the pelvis, she'd be rebecca sack.

if diary of a wimpy kid was filmed underwater, it'd be called diary of a shrimpy squid.

discuss

 

[brocomeatme]

If Angelina Jolie married Brad Pitt, she'd be Angelina Pitt

 

[mplsdunk]

where did you copy and paste this from?

 

[iron mike]

 

[koudie from brooklyn]

Originally Posted by Iron Mike

Feels like i'm tripping

 

[o fenomeno]

2 much salvia

 

[ground king]

if ben baller had no legs, he'd be ben crawler.

if charles barkley lived in the ocean, he'd be charles sharkley.

if barack obama started WWIII, he'd be barack odrama.

if megatron is always sad all the time, he'd be negatron.

 

[purple face]

Originally Posted by Ground King

if ben baller was on the phone, he'd be ben caller.

if amy winehouse went to rehab, she'd be amy finehouse.

if method man stood under the sun for too long, he'd be method tan.

if dirtylicious was smart, he'd be nerdylicious.

if based god was a fish, he'd be based cod.

if kanye west cloned himself and hanged out together, he'd be kanye fest.

if kobe bryant grew back his fro, he'd be fro-be giant.

discuss

 

[tecca nena]

if iron mike was a lesbian, he'd be iron ****

 

[put em up]

i came in this thread(chill) to see if it could get any worst and it did.

 

[ground king]

if purple face was a setting, he'd be purple place.

if tecca nena was an annoying animal, he'd be tecca hyena.

if optimus prime was a hot lady, he'd be optimus dime.

if steve jobs protested, he'd be steve mobs.

 

[skyflydul]

let me try one....
if chad johnson was on the price is right, he'd play ocho-plinko? 

meh 

 

[elderwatsondiggs]

Ooooooh let me try.

How is this one?

If Ground King were funny, he would have not made this post.

 

[samduh562]

If Bill Gates wasn't rich he'd be bill late.

i tried

 

[j4ck]

Originally Posted by Purple Face

lulz what? 

 

[p mac one]

Originally Posted by ElderWatsonDiggs

Ooooooh let me try.

How is this one?

If Ground King were funny, he would have not made this post.

I think all of those lines are funny,  but this made me

 

[i just got lucky]

If Ground King was Chinese, he would be Ground Mao


:/

 

[vezon]

Log out, OP.

 

[uptownsdotnetstacky]

If Ground King lost his virginity, would I have this thread in which to reply?

 

[myselfonline]

hmmm, let me try

If Ground King had no legs, he'd be Ground King

If Ground King Fell, he'd be Ground King

If Ground King owned a lot of land, he'd be Ground King

If Ground King came from royalty, he'd be Ground King

If Ground King was put into a grinder, he'd be Ground King

If Ground King played checkers, he'd be Ground King

 

[ruxxx]

^

I think myselfonline just ended this thread.

 

[rocman23]

if myselfonline was a lady, she would be myselfsofine (no %#$+)

 

[donttalkitlivit]

Originally Posted by myselfonline


If Ground King was put into a grinder, he'd be Ground King

This one made me laugh

 

[c money 88 05]

Pre-Lockout we had Madden 12

, if we still had the lockout it was Sadden 12

, but now that the lockout is over it would say it's Gladden 12

emotionless %#!@*

ehhh, I tried

 

[j4ck]

Originally Posted by donttalkitlivit

Originally Posted by myselfonline


If Ground King was put into a grinder, he'd be Ground King

fixed