It's Freakout Time Guys!!

[carminepower]

Ok, so I'm at home on a Friday night sick with a sore throat. It's roughly 11:15 pm and I got hungry, so I rushed to the fridge and got someCheez-It's and pretzels. I notice two cans of B & J's Strawberry Daiquiri Malt Cooler. I've never drunk alcohol before, and I'm freakingout. I just opened it, and took a sip. Right when the liquid touched my luscious full-bodied lips, I get this weird sensation. Am I drunk? I don't knowwhat to do. Will I get drunk? Will I get a hang-over tomorrow? There's a weird aftertaste! But i like it

 

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Originally Posted by CarminePOWER

Ok, so I'm at home on a Friday night sick with a sore throat. It's roughly 11:15 pm and I got hungry, so I rushed to the fridge and got some Cheez-It's and pretzels. I notice two cans of B & J's Strawberry Daiquiri Malt Cooler. I've never drunk alcohol before, and I'm freaking out. I just opened it, and took a sip. Right when the liquid touched my luscious full-bodied lips, I get this weird sensation. Am I drunk? I don't know what to do. Will I get drunk? Will I get a hang-over tomorrow? There's a weird aftertaste! But i like it

 

[carminepower]

^^that's helpful guy.

 

[carminepower]

Originally Posted by ShaunJon

r.i.p.

lulz. I weigh 140 and I'm 6' 2"

 

[shaunjon]

r.i.p.

 

[jawnyquest]

tho

 

[jiggaman414]

grow some nuts dude. you'll be fine

 

[skribzzrc]

LMAOOOOO drink the whole bottle. it will make you stop being so paranoid

 

[th3ownly]

it would take you three shots of some sort of hard alcohol to get you drunk

 

[typerpinoy]

Originally Posted by Jiggaman414

grow some nuts dude. you'll be fine

and go to the gym

 

[maps maps maps]

Originally Posted by CarminePOWER

^^that's helpful guy.

you're not picking up what I'm putting down.

 

[docsback]

Everyone has to start somewhere, friend.

 

[carminepower]

I feel some sort of queerness in my stomach. is the Pretzel+Chc-žit+Malt Liquor a bad combo?? and no1 has told me if i'm going to be drunk or not!

 

[j d0t c0medy]

 

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[thunderchunk69]

its a gay litmus test.


"YOU GAY"

 

[bombbiggidyphil]

dudes just BSn'......if not, then -_-

 

[jb 11368]

Right when the liquid touched my luscious full-bodied lips, I get this weird sensation.

 

[carminepower]

my rectum is tightening uncontrollably! Is this to be expected????????

 

[bombbiggidyphil]

Originally Posted by CarminePOWER

my rectum is tightening uncontrollably! Is this to be expected????????

its the bodys attempt to avoid the innevitable.....don't pass out around your bros.

 

[hugo]

Originally Posted by jb 11368

Right when the liquid touched my luscious full-bodied lips, I get this weird sensation.

funniest thing all week.

 

[Pedro Navaja]

this dude is buggin

 

[retepelnart]

Originally Posted by Hugo

Originally Posted by jb 11368

Right when the liquid touched my luscious full-bodied lips, I get this weird sensation.

funniest thing all week.

 

[carminepower]

okay, well the bottle is empty! I'm still on edge though

 

[lb510]

Originally Posted by CarminePOWER

my rectum is tightening uncontrollably! Is this to be expected????????

ayoooooooooooo

stick to that H2O next time