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Knicks Fan Walks Into a Therapist’s Office[/h1]
Jared: So… how does this work?
Therapist: How would you like it to work?
Jared: I guess I just, I tell you what I’m thinking?
Therapist: If that’s what you want to do.
Jared: I had a dream the other night.
Therapist: And?
Jared: Well, not just the other night. A recurring dream I guess. Same thing over and over for a while now.
Therapist: Recurring dreams are often a symptom of Post Traumatic Stre…
Jared: Okay so in the dream, I’m just sitting there on the couch watching the Knicks game…
Therapist: You’re dreaming about basketball?
Jared: Well, yeah. Anyway, I’m watching the Knicks game. And they’re losing, like by a lot.
Therapist: I see. And how many times have you had this dream?
Jared: About five times in the last eight or nine days. Anyway, the Knicks are losing. But the weird thing is, it isn’t
the Knicks that I’m watching. They’re missing a bunch of players. And they
stink on offense.
Therapist: Tell me more about that.
Jared: First of all, Gallo’s
not on the team anymore. And that totally sucks, because he’s awesome. He’s a good shooter, and the Knicks need shooters to space the floor in Mike D’Antoni’s system. He can take it to the rim, get some free throws. Gotten a lot better at that over the last few years. He’s also a versatile defender, which always helps when your defensive system requires you
to switch on nearly every pick. So it wouldn’t really make sense for him to not be on the team.
Therapist: It sounds like you’re quite worked up about this Gallo.
Jared: Yeah. He’s one of my favorite Knicks. I really don’t understand why he wouldn’t be on the team. He’s pretty much the perfect fit for D’Antoni’s offense, and the crowd really loves him. Oh, also, Raymond Felton’s
gone. Not so happy about that either, by the way. Dude is a bulldog. He generated some nice chemistry with Amar’e Stoudemire last year, and they’re off to a great start to this season too. In the dream though, Toney Douglas and Mike Bibby are playing a lot of minutes at point guard for the Knicks, and neither of them is very productive at all. And Amar’e just kind of runs into people, throws the ball at the rim and screams, “AND ONE!