Lets play a game: You pick a movie, remove one letter, and give a brief description.

Ed - Ed, Edd n Eddy live action film. First of a trilogy. Ed wants to prove he isn't a complete moron and that he is capable thinking and doing for himself.

 

Let E In - Eazy-E has has died and now he's trying to get into the gates of heaven but saint Peter ain't having it.

 

Thunder Truck - bored of fighting megatron, optimus prime uses the cube thing's powers to steal kevin durant's basketball talents. hilarity ensues

 

Mo Better Blue - Jay & Be finally get Blue Ivy's hair done and now she looks mo better than she ever has

Osing Isaiah - The what if story about Isaiah's father if he would've nutted on Halle Berry's breast. Thus never giving birth to that lil ugly *** crack baby.

Hostbusters - The gut wrenching tale of inner city youth running into restaurants and playing the knock out game on unsuspecting hosts

 

How you gonna resurrect this classic thread again?!

 

I had to

 

Fesh -  The Fesh Pince of Blair made into a full movie for the big screen.

 

The Unger Games - Felix keeps trying to bond with Oscar through 2k

Asic Instinct - A short chubby Mexican is able to predict when Ronnie Fleg will release his next asic collaborations therefore he can always be first in line

 

Half Baed - A bunch of stoners get really baed

 

Attack the Lock - The gang from Attack the Block is back...this time they're trying to throw a huge end of year party and they need lots of weed. Can they break into Ron's weed room?

Nuvahood - Anuvahood remade for the US market.  Jamie Kennedy sues saying it was a remake of his movie though film producers deny the accusations.

Hank - A made for TV movie about the life and times of Hank Hill

 

This made way more sense than son's original description

He completely wasted the potential of that title.

 

Aaliyah: The Pincess of R&B - a youtube poop video containt clips from the horrid lifetime movie.

Aliyah: The Princess of R&B - Lifetime makes a continuation of their first effort but changes the names of the characters so they can legally claim their is no relation to the true life story of Aaliyah.

 

Dawn of the Planet of the Ape- A single monkey tries to take over the Earth. Very anti-climactic, 5 minutes at most.

 

Dog you ******* suck but keep going.

 

28 Days Late - a pregnancy a lil too late and the results are unworldy (28 days later)

Need for Seed - a man just found out he's terminally ill with only a 2 months to live so he goes onto the world with a mission to get someone and anyone pregnant (Need For Speed)

The 40 Blows - a really big pron involving... well I'll let you think of the rest (Real movie is The 400 Blows, a legendary French film)

Mr. & Mrs. Sith - Inbetween Star Wars episodes 3 & 4 when Darth Vader is conquering planets and systems he comes across the evil woman of his dreams. This will be a romantic comedy (Mr & Mrs Smith)

Raft Day - Bill Murray plans his summer vacation with all 10 of his grandchildren to go into a rafting competition only to win a beat he has with an old friend, Danny De Vito (Draft Day)

Harts and Minds - Documentary on the wrestling family the Harts (Owen and Bret), rise and fall etc. etc. (Hearts and Mind)

Finding Neo - Matrix coming back only to find Neo is missing physically in Zion and they go to the Matrix to find him (Finding Nemo)

Raveheart - The story of a eastern european country that fights back their government since they banned Techno/electronic music (Think of TechnoViking as the lead role) (Braveheart)

Lord of the Rigs - The ultimate cross country race between 18 wheelers and their drivers to become the best trucker in the world. I would like Chris Farley in this one (Lord of the rings)

Iron Ma - a suburban mother of three has a freak accident in the kitchen one day and no one is there to save her. he mends her body herself attaching pans/pots/ silverware etc. etc. to reform her body. finds out she can and does stop only petty crimes (Iron Man)

Ill Bill - the story of Bushwick Bill the rapper documentary (Kill Bill)

Black Wan - the story of a chinese guy named Wan who rises through the underground rap battle scene in NY only to find late in is career someone told him he's chinese and that he thought he was black the entire time. Black Wan is his rap name (Black Swan)

Op Gun - a man so obsessed with video games that he tries to make a video game gun in real life and succeeds. finds out he can kill/hurt anything with no setbacks. (Top Gun)

The Hunge Games: Catching Fire - an asian man is following in his father's footsteps but competing in a firebreathing competition in his home country only to find out the competition has added new events he has to compete in order to qualify for the final round which includes becoming a firefighter and yet he's scared of heights (Hunger Games: Catching Fire)

The Blair Itch Project - Blair broke he leg in a softball accident and spends the entire film trying to find something to get that itch from her inside her cast that's down her leg. short film probably like 5 min (Blair Witch Project)

1 Angry Men - a Psychological thriller where a man is battling himself with his bi-polar disorder, think Gollum/Smegal for Lord of The Rings (12 Angry Men)

-I have no idea if some people have already used these movies in this thread beforehand. I have only been on this page

 

Lass Act - A young Scotswoman moves to America...and transfers to high school in South Central LA. Hilarity Ensues.

Wall - A documentary about Texas rapper Paul Wall.

Ion King - A mad scientist discovers a way to use ions/ionic bonds give him super powers.

 

I was too Baed when i wrote that, my excuse haha

 

Back Panther - Cheryl, a stripper, wants to escape her dark past and is considering tattoo laser removal. But due to the success of an Afro-centric superhero film and her adapting this into her routine, the money has never been better. A choice has to be made.

Mon Light - This biopic revisits Vybz Kartel's transition and his dealing with the new-found emotional sensitivity gained by becoming light-skinned.

I, To NY - The sequel to Mon Light, Vybz sets off on an adventure, testing his new skills with the Mamis in the Heights, where he previously failed miserably.

 

Back Panther

 

ED Sparrow - After countless refusals to pay, citing inability to perform, the working women of port towns plaster scrolls around town in an attempt to tarnish Jack Sparrow's name and warn others.

 

The Land Before Tim - A troubled teen from a troubled family gains the ability to see into people's pasts. He uses this ability to see who is parents are and what their lives were like that led them all up to this point.

The Great Longneck Miration - A young woman enters the world of pornography to learn to give her boyfriend the best blowjob. It spirals out of control when she attempts to win an AVN award for best blowjob.

 

The Ate of the Furious - Fat, Ugly, Broke, and Uncomfortable, Lil' Terio all grown up but is being kicked out of his mom's house in a month unless he can start paying rent. Luckily there's an upcoming pie eating contest with a grand prize of $10,000. Can Lil Terio win the prize or will Eric Booker steal the win and make Lil Terio homeless?

Starring:

Lil Terio as himself
Eric Booker as himself
Tyler Perry as Lil Terio Momma
Lil Terio big cousin as himself
Eddie Murphy as Contest MC
Cee-Lo Green as Pastor Green

(direct to dvd)

 

The Ark Knight Rises - Shunned by his peers and ridiculed by his family, Noah sets out to save both man and beast alike. Will he rise to the occasion in this epic clash between Father God and Mother Nature?