- Oct 13, 2006
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A college teacher reminds her class of tomorrow's final exam. "Now class, I won't tolerate any excuses for you not being here tomorrow. I mightconsider a nuclear attack or a serious personal injury or illness, or a death in your immediate family but that's it, no other excuses whatsoever!" Asmart-%#@ guy in the back of the room raised his hand and asks, "What would you say if tomorrow I said I was suffering from complete and utter sexualexhaustion?" The entire class does its best to stifle their laughter and snickering. When silence is restored, the teacher smiles knowingly at thestudent, shakes her head, and sweetly says, "Well, I guess you'd have to write the exam with your other hand."
