London Art Exhibit Requires Guests To Squeeze Through 2 Nude Models At Entrance

[datznasty]

The London art display invites visitors to pass between two nude performance artists, one male and one female, standing on either side of the entry doorway.

"Imponderabilia" is an art exhibition created by the renowned artist Marina Abramovic, compels ticket-holders to engage in a direct “confrontation between nakedness, and the gender, the sexuality, the desire," as explained by Andrea Tarsia, the Head of Exhibitions at the Royal Academy, in an interview with the BBC.

 

[datznasty]

So how are you getting in NT? Facing the lady and your butt touching man model’s meat. Or facing the male model and getting some ******* on your back but male model’s meat dragging across your frontal?

 

[tr1ll]

I'm going in facing the lady. The D to P cancels out the D to B, but D to D...aint no coming back from that.

 

[king of chicago]

 

[superantigen]

I'm going in facing the lady. The D to P cancels out the D to B, but D to D...aint no coming back from that.

If you go in facing the lady though, you are submitting your cheeks to the guy. That's beta.

If you go in facing the guy though, you're making it clear that you're not afraid to engage in sword fighting. That's alpha!


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[datznasty]

I'm throwing my clothes on the floor right in front and sliding in behind the women, crotch bumping her into the male model as I squeeze in. And doing so naked just so the models dont feel uncomfortable. Then when I am in I get on my knees and reach back through the middle of them to grab my clothes, leaning favoring the cooch side and not the meat side. I don't want geni-residue on my evening wear

 

[robpzee612]

I'd squeeze through the papis regardless.

 

[WASPS ANDD ASPS]

DAZNASTY

 

[TURBO UNO]

I’m keeping my head down extra low and power through like...

 

[ogbobbyjohnson773]

fam

 

[Mister Meaner]

Do they have virtual tours? Only way I’m getting in.

 

[HankHill]

Do a cartwheel and fart in that ***** face.

 

[dropten]

Tip to tip AND lip to lip? Nah
Im facing the woman

 

[Platinum State]

In the title you wrote "requires" but in the post "invites". Sounds optional to me so nah Im not doing it

 

[mplsdunk]

Face the dude, if I’m touching meat let me make it awkward.

 

[datznasty]

In the title you wrote "requires" but in the post "invites". Sounds optional to me so nah Im not doing it

the news clip said they do have an optional vanilla *** door for prudes but if you do that why even go, you’re missing the artist’s whole point

 

[MetalMario]

ahh yes the infamous Marina Abramovic. If you wanna derail this thread go ahead and start with her

 

[frshstunna]

I'm going in facing the lady. The D to P cancels out the D to B, but D to D...aint no coming back from that.

My dawg did the math

 

[wavycrocket]

I'm going in facing the lady. The D to P cancels out the D to B, but D to D...aint no coming back from that.

Ain’t no coming back from a D to B. *****, that’s damn near penetration

 

[superantigen]

Weird.

 

[datznasty]

Ain’t no coming back from a D to B. *****, that’s damn near penetration

Especially during Serge Ibaka’s shift

 

[a blinkin]

I’ll check this out when I go in a few weeks.

 

[TURBO UNO]

HankHill

What if you get stuck in mid cartwheel? This gonna be your view

 

[kickvicisous]

Didn't we just get over Covid??

 

[aepps20]

So how are you getting in NT? Facing the lady and your butt touching man model’s meat. Or facing the male model and getting some ******* on your back but male model’s meat dragging across your frontal?

Hitting both with a check left hook to da body. Fists hit where they hit.