- May 1, 2006
- 6,396
- 16
yeah. it's a meta score...an average of all the scores tallied up. 60-100 is favorable. 40-59 is average, and 0-39 sucks.
yeah. it's a meta score...an average of all the scores tallied up. 60-100 is favorable. 40-59 is average, and 0-39 sucks.
- Jun 5, 2009
- 2,617
- 11
Maybe if michelle "i play the same tough girl in every movie" rodriguez wasn't in it
Trejo is that dude though
Trejo is that dude though
- Jun 5, 2009
- 2,617
- 11
Maybe if michelle "i play the same tough girl in every movie" rodriguez wasn't in it
Trejo is that dude though
Trejo is that dude though
- Mar 21, 2004
- 6,385
- 10
- Mar 21, 2004
- 6,385
- 10
- Dec 19, 2006
- 21,730
- 7,668
This movie is stupid funny...lol, acting not so great,
*Edit* This movie is worth watching just because of the women
*Edit* This movie is worth watching just because of the women
- Dec 19, 2006
- 21,730
- 7,668
This movie is stupid funny...lol, acting not so great,
*Edit* This movie is worth watching just because of the women
*Edit* This movie is worth watching just because of the women
- Sep 1, 2006
- 17,626
- 457
looks terrible, that cast is horrendous
- Sep 1, 2006
- 17,626
- 457
looks terrible, that cast is horrendous
- Apr 9, 2010
- 1,644
- 13
I feel like watching the spoof trailer of this movie from 3 years ago is good enough to understand how this will end.
Perhaps I'll TRY to spend money on watching it.
Perhaps I'll TRY to spend money on watching it.
- Apr 9, 2010
- 1,644
- 13
I feel like watching the spoof trailer of this movie from 3 years ago is good enough to understand how this will end.
Perhaps I'll TRY to spend money on watching it.
Perhaps I'll TRY to spend money on watching it.
- Mar 8, 2010
- 21,800
- 3,553
Better than I thought it'd be. Bloody as hell. Real funny. The first 10 minutes will drop any doubts you had. If you liked Planet Terror, there ain't a reason to miss it.
I don't know what the director has on Jessica Alba, that he can pull the freak outta her like that, but DAMN.
I don't know what the director has on Jessica Alba, that he can pull the freak outta her like that, but DAMN.
- Mar 8, 2010
- 21,800
- 3,553
Better than I thought it'd be. Bloody as hell. Real funny. The first 10 minutes will drop any doubts you had. If you liked Planet Terror, there ain't a reason to miss it.
I don't know what the director has on Jessica Alba, that he can pull the freak outta her like that, but DAMN.
I don't know what the director has on Jessica Alba, that he can pull the freak outta her like that, but DAMN.
- Dec 26, 2002
- 820
- 10
Movie was good.
- Dec 26, 2002
- 820
- 10
Movie was good.
- Jun 5, 2009
- 2,013
- 14
He played a guy named Machete in Spy Kids too
Directed by Robert Rodriguez .......with Cheech
Saving the planet with all that recycling
Directed by Robert Rodriguez .......with Cheech
Saving the planet with all that recycling
- Jun 5, 2009
- 2,013
- 14
He played a guy named Machete in Spy Kids too
Directed by Robert Rodriguez .......with Cheech
Saving the planet with all that recycling
Directed by Robert Rodriguez .......with Cheech
Saving the planet with all that recycling
- Apr 22, 2007
- 8,306
- 725
Movie was really nice
- Apr 22, 2007
- 8,306
- 725
Movie was really nice
- Jul 15, 2003
- 3,108
- 41
Saw it last night and I thoroughly enjoyed it. The action/gore was great, women were beautiful
and there were plenty of funny moments and one-liners ("Machete don't text"
). At points it seemed a little drawn out but considering I don't pay for movies all that often this was definitely worth the price of a ticket.
- Jul 15, 2003
- 3,108
- 41
Saw it last night and I thoroughly enjoyed it. The action/gore was great, women were beautiful
and there were plenty of funny moments and one-liners ("Machete don't text"
). At points it seemed a little drawn out but considering I don't pay for movies all that often this was definitely worth the price of a ticket.
- Jan 13, 2003
- 1,557
- 12
Just saw it. Good movie
"Machete don't text. He improvises."
"Machete don't text. He improvises."
- Jan 13, 2003
- 1,557
- 12
Just saw it. Good movie
"Machete don't text. He improvises."
"Machete don't text. He improvises."
- Jun 16, 2003
- 1,967
- 124
- Jun 16, 2003
- 1,967
- 124
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