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[windycity7]

movie was def funny & had one liners through the whole thingmachate dont texti quit herehe doesnt look like the lawn guy-lohanhe will def do tho-mom

 

[politicsasusual]

Mayra Leal nude > the entire film. It had its moments but a lot of the jokes just fell flat, I wanted to fast forward through a lot of the dialog as well, especially when the camera would just linger on their face like it was some sort of soap opera. It made a better trailer instead of a full fledged movie. I'd watch Black Dynamite over this any day.

 

[politicsasusual]

Mayra Leal nude > the entire film. It had its moments but a lot of the jokes just fell flat, I wanted to fast forward through a lot of the dialog as well, especially when the camera would just linger on their face like it was some sort of soap opera. It made a better trailer instead of a full fledged movie. I'd watch Black Dynamite over this any day.

 

[CP1708]

I thought this was good, but I love pretty much everything RR or QT do. 

Cheech had the best line by far, "you're absolved of all your sins, now get the @#$% out of here" 

Segal's role had my wife and I dyin though. 

Alba shower scene was a bonus as well.  But she needed a better hair do then that crap they gave her.  Michelle lookin damn good though these days. 

 

[CP1708]

I thought this was good, but I love pretty much everything RR or QT do. 

Cheech had the best line by far, "you're absolved of all your sins, now get the @#$% out of here" 

Segal's role had my wife and I dyin though. 

Alba shower scene was a bonus as well.  But she needed a better hair do then that crap they gave her.  Michelle lookin damn good though these days. 

 

[proper english]

Originally Posted by jDOTgDOT

I bet all the dudes in the theatre had their heads tilted for that alba shower scene.

yes.

 

[proper english]

Originally Posted by jDOTgDOT

I bet all the dudes in the theatre had their heads tilted for that alba shower scene.

yes.