MAKE YOUR OWN LIL' WAYNE VERSE!

[nothingbefore]

Funny I ain't Trying to son your sunny ,
You dont impress me honey ~ I Get presley Money //
Honey... Still Getting paid when a N!gg* Don't Exist ,
Hold on h*e needa Put you on a Waiting list //
Every b!t*h line up lemme form a Train ,
cuz im Under the Skin and I ain't Talking about a vein //
I ain't Bringing up Her Up name~ Lemme %+%%#!# Explain ,
Mile High club Just without the Plane //
cuz a n!gg* get so high I don't need a plane ,
Only B!t*ch I lick up on is that marry jane//

 

[kaycurrency]

I pack heat like a Toaster
'Find weezy in a Roadster
I got that styrofoam cup...aint no need for a coaster (ya' dig?)


WEEZY BABY!

 

[seven30]

It's Weezy, I do this rapping thing so easy/
My flow is like a nappy head very peasy/
I'm the best rapper alive I don't care about Nas or Jay/
Don't be hating on young money because me & my papa is gay/
When you see these dreadlocks coming you rappers better start running/
I score touchdowns like Moss this legend is never punting/
Even if I do punt I run it back like D. Hester/
I talk with my hands because i'm good with descriptive gestures/
I rep the N.O. but sometimes I wanna act like i'm from New York/
I like Flava Flavs chick so I guess I love New York/
I spit game to her but she didn't give me them digits back/
So I went on her show disguised as ****** Mack/
My flow stinks it's sorta like dirty laundry/
I eat dollar bills because i'm always money hungry/
I hate all rappers I think all you dudes is wack/
Don't pay attention to my comments though because tomorrow i'll take them back/

 

[thahunger4more]

Funny I ain't Trying to son your sunny ,
You dont impress me honey ~ I Get presley Money //
Honey... Still Getting paid when a N!gg* Don't Exist ,
Hold on h*e needa Put you on a Waiting list //
Every b!t*h line up lemme form a Train ,
cuz im Under the Skin and I ain't Talking about a vein //
I ain't Bringing up Her Up name~ Lemme %+%%#!# Explain ,
Mile High club Just without the Plane //
cuz a n!gg* get so high I don't need a plane ,
Only B!t*ch I lick up on is that marry jane//
Sound just like him

 

[wesdenzel]

Sorry Khaled but I am the best,
There ain't no we unless the -ed is next
that was funny

 

[1boredzombie]

ya N's is hating on me bcuz im on my bread like a sesame/
get bread like italy/ya starving ya N's got light green like a chrishtmas tree/get it/itz weezy new chains/new kis/i guess
i have a key chain/and ur B**** she gives me the brains like a tutor/b**** better have my purp and ima shoot her/
itz cash money dipset/ya diigg....lmao best weezy verse i can think of.

 

[yardfather]

but ya still gotta respect dude's flow

No you don't.

His flow his terrible, unoriginal, and doesn't take any actual skill at all to write or perform.

 

[bonafide hustla]

No you don't.

His flow his terrible, unoriginal, and doesn't take any actual skill at all to write or perform.

i agree with the simple lyrics, but you're undermining why he's liked so much. post-carter1 wayne has fans off how he says stuff not what he says.

sidenote, this post is def funny, but you can create a verse for damn near any current rapper and even some of the better ones. Clipse would be easy. justrap alot about coke (obviously) and try to use lavish and exquisite type vocab. Thats one example but you can get the recipe for alot of rappers if you listento em enuff.

 

[beatjunkie5]

lmao all these sound like somethin Wayne would say...

 

[quik1987]

yat....... it's.......... weezy f...........baby
better watch out cause i'm a take yo...... lady
smoke too much dro thats why i'm always.... fa..ded
when you the greatest they always gon..... hate it (haha)
yat, i sips that sizzie.... thats whats in the white cup
i'm always on the lean...... but then i'm always high up
my flow so hot they be screamin....... Fi....re
yo chick is always on my d___, thats why she's a ri...der
b____ got big phatty........... like a hippopotamus
she dunno the name but she call me big daddy like hip hop anonymous!

(girly laugh)

YOUNG MONEY!

 

[yardfather]

i agree with the simple lyrics, but you're undermining why he's liked so much. post-carter1 wayne has fans off how he says stuff not what he says.

Pre Carter 1 he had great flow. All his fans now are kids who get tricked into thinking what he's saying is good because of how he says it. That's notbeing talented, thats just his fans being too ignorant to recognize that he sucks.

 

[scotthallwithapick_nuked_for_import1201036724]

This is a Hater topic but im down to join lol

Young Cash Money New Breed
you got Dumb Money Sad Money Blue Cheese
Who we? Bloods! Infrared Bees
Bzzz Sting ya chick in the back & bloody her knees (HAHAH)
SWV I make it rain on weak b's
chic b's freak b's
bust a hole get em leak b's
I Roc+!%@! like i took Bleek's b's
no better yet young chris & neef's b's
P***y Monster aka Mr I lick B's
hot like Fahrenheit Cold like Alaska
Mazzorati w/ Sea biscuits just might pass ya
just might ask you wanna hear me rap backwards
Alive Rapper Best The Am I
Man Die wanna you if man try
theres the evidence im the best back & front
wayne in her desert is what your chick lacks & wants
My lyrics need surgery cause the author's sick
and im a be like this til the Carter 6 (YA DIG?!?!)