Man Breaks Into His Ex's Apt to Cuddle

[pianoman52]

SANTA ANA, Calif. (KABC) -- A suspect was arrested for allegedly breaking into his ex-girlfriend's house and trying to cuddle with her while she slept.

According to the Orange County Register, Augustin Sanchez cut through a screen and climbed into a bedroom window at his ex-girlfriend's home in the unincorporated El Modena neighborhood near Orange early Sunday morning.

He then tried to cuddle with her before attempting to remove her clothes, police said.

The woman notified authorities. Investigators say Sanchez appeared to be drunk when they arrived.

Source: http://abclocal.go.com/kabc/story?s...ounty&id=8496761&cmp=twi-kabc-article-8496761

Which NT'er was this? 

 

[gaseousfashion]

Strange.

 

[tylerrs99]

Strange to say the least

 

[mister916]

This would be a good contribution to the embarrassing sexual encounter thread.

 

[naija nitemare]

I think this dude was in my kindergarten class

 

[gumbottombandit]

dude decided that breakup period had unofficially come to an end.  

 

[John Wick]

simp

 

[mangudai954]

Damn..

 

[lil black jean jacket]

nice.

 

[6 Rings G.O.A.T.]

Before i click on the thread.. I figure this story.. took place in California..

 

[ogbobbyjohnson773]

Originally Posted by Naija Nitemare

I think this dude was in my kindergarten class

Nap time must've sucked.

 

[retro23j]

why did he think that would be ok

 

[mrbrown]

So thats what rape is called now

Ill cuddle you if I get the chance

 

[gconquer]

Originally Posted by JayzOnMyToes

simp

 

[joeykadesh]

Originally Posted by OGbobbyjohnson773

Originally Posted by Naija Nitemare

I think this dude was in my kindergarten class

Nap time must've sucked.

 

[grimey]

Originally Posted by OGbobbyjohnson773

Originally Posted by Naija Nitemare

I think this dude was in my kindergarten class

Nap time must've sucked.

gold 

 

[zk1mpls]

Originally Posted by JayzOnMyToes

simp

First thing that came to mind.

"Cuddling"

 

[アミーゴ]

I am actually a sports writer at the OC Register, been makin jokes bout this all day 

 

[servechilled81]

Originally Posted by OGbobbyjohnson773

Originally Posted by Naija Nitemare

I think this dude was in my kindergarten class

Nap time must've sucked.

 

[coolgraymemo]

Originally Posted by OGbobbyjohnson773

Originally Posted by Naija Nitemare

I think this dude was in my kindergarten class

Nap time must've sucked.

 

[imvictor]

Originally Posted by OGbobbyjohnson773

Originally Posted by Naija Nitemare

I think this dude was in my kindergarten class

Nap time must've sucked.

 

[jd0t86]

Thugs need love too.

 

[retrojoe]

he was a little tipsy evidently ahah

 

[killthehype]

I think OJ's back

 

[antonlavey]

That's some aggressive simping

Dude tried to rape her, but at least he was romantic and loving about it