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This man is the Elon Musk of Raunch. Think about how revolutionary Thotbot would be.
No more wasting time thirstying after this birds on the Gram, twekring you Tinder finger, or hunting at Trader Joes.
You just hop on Amazon, order your Thotbot, and within a week you got the perfect sidechick. I got Prime, so Imma be bawls deep in some digiyambs within 2 days
And imagine when the "You Smart" Thotbot comes out. That you can control with a convenient smartphone app.
-You need your girl to nag you a lil for motivation, done
-Want a chick with world class cooking skills, all you got do is drop another 50 cents in an in app purchase
-You can control the tightness of her yambs, sloppiest of her top, aggressiveness of her handies, and fluidity of her ride game all in the menus.
- Do you want a crier or a screamer, done
-When the new firmware drops, you will even be able to adjust the flavor or her booty (vanilla, hazelnut, mocha-mint?, the flavors are endless), and set your preferred kernel density (all the way from barren, to field of dreams)
Oh want a time it will be to be alive
If this ever came true, the game and value of the P will be changed forever, the way society glorifies a vagina nowadays is the reason these women are so eager to tease on Social media, the second they get replaced with a life-like robot, oh how I wish I'd be alive to witness the power drift...