Man claims he's from the future.. Im not saying it Aliens.

[dimeslikehefner]

http://crave.cnet.co.uk/g...rom-the-future-49305387/

A would-be saboteur arrested today at the Large Hadron Collider in Switzerland made the bizarre claim that he was from the future. Eloi Cole, a strangely dressed young man, said that he had travelled back in time to prevent the LHC from destroying the world.

The LHC successfully collided particles at record force earlier this week, a milestone Mr Cole was attempting to disrupt by stopping supplies of Mountain Dew to the experiment's vending machines. He also claimed responsibility for the infamous baguette sabotage in November last year.

Mr Cole was seized by Swiss police after CERN security guards spotted him rooting around in bins. He explained that he was looking for fuel for his 'time machine power unit', a device that resembled a kitchen blender.

Police said Mr Cole, who was wearing a bow tie and rather too much tweed for his age, would not reveal his country of origin. "Countries do not exist where I am from. The discovery of the Higgs boson led to limitless power, the elimination of poverty and Kit-Kats for everyone. It is a communist chocolate hellhole and I'm here to stop it ever happening." 

This isn't the first time time-travel has been blamed for mishaps at the LHC. Last year, the Japanese physicist Masao Ninomiya and Danish string-theory pioneer Holger Bech Nielsen put forward the hypothesis that the Higgs boson was so "abhorrent" that it somehow caused a ripple in time that prevented its own discovery.

Professor Brian Cox, a CERN physicist and full-time rock'n'roll TV scientist, was sympathetic to Mr Cole. "Bless him, he sounds harmless enough. At least he didn't mention bloody black holes."

Mr Cole was taken to a secure mental health facility in Geneva but later disappeared from his cell. Police are baffled, but not that bothered.

 

[dimeslikehefner]

Cliffs: 
Man claims he's from the future.

tries to stop the Large Hadron Collider

Police arrest him, put him in psych ward 

Man disappears inside his cell.. Police cant find him 

 

[hoy its lindsay]

Originally Posted by DimesLikeHefner

Cliffs: 
Man claims he's from the future.

tries to stop the Large Hadron Collider

Police arrest him, put him in psych ward 

Man disappears inside his cell.. Police cant find him 

is this true? Dude warped back to the future 

 

[noskey]

"Countries do not exist where I am from. The discovery of the Higgs boson led to limitless power, the elimination of poverty and Kit-Kats for everyone. It is a communist chocolate hellhole and I'm here to stop it ever happening."

 

[rocathajordans23]

Mr Cole was taken to a secure mental health facility in Geneva but later disappeared from his cell. Police are baffled, but not that bothered.


Really? 

 

[frijo sneaker]

 

[boi]

I am also from the future bruh bruhs.

 

[elpablo21]

Originally Posted by Noskey

"Countries do not exist where I am from. The discovery of the Higgs boson led to limitless power, the elimination of poverty and Kit-Kats for everyone. It is a communist chocolate hellhole and I'm here to stop it ever happening."

 

[jdubb1914]

its an April Fools Joke from 2010

 

[6 Rings G.O.A.T.]

this story got to be fake..

 

[johnnyredstorm]

I believe it.

 

[gaseousfashion]

Originally Posted by Jdubb1914

its an April Fools Joke from 2010

Whale that ex-planes it.

 

[|A-Man|]

Originally Posted by DimesLikeHefner

Cliffs: 
Man claims he's from the future.

tries to stop the Large Hadron Collider

Police arrest him, put him in psych ward 

Man disappears inside his cell.. Police cant find him 

Sounds like a cool movie. Like really, the hadron collider is a cool thing to base it around.

"Countries do not exist where I am from. The discovery of the Higgs boson led to limitless power, the elimination of poverty and Kit-Kats for everyone. It is a communist chocolate hellhole and I'm here to stop it ever happening."
This is hilarious

 

[tr1ll]

I stopped reading at "Mountain Dew".....

 

[jordanking xi]

Originally Posted by Jdubb1914

its an April Fools Joke from 2010

he isnt lying look at the post on the article haha

 

[airjordan jb23]

 

[pr0phecy718]

 

[kramer]

I always thought that thing would destroy the world too. Like lets create a blackhole in the middle of the earth, perfect. This #$%+ cray though

 

[dmoney82]

If LHC destroyed the world then how is there a future ??



Nevermind, I misread

 

[jaysfiend23]

lol got me

 

[je ne sais quoi]

If I was the cop interviewing him, I'd hit'em with, "You expect me to believe that everyone in the future gets Kit-Kats...give me a break."
Then, I'd casually, but confidently look at the camera and audience, Fresh Prince style.

 

[iYen]

Originally Posted by Je Ne Sais Quoi

If I was the cop interviewing him, I'd hit'em with, "You expect me to believe that everyone in the future gets Kit-Kats...give me a break."
Then, I'd casually, but confidently look at the camera and audience, Fresh Prince style.