Man dies after...SPEECHLESS!

[stillin729]

I can't help but

[h2]A CHEF has died after an EEL was put up his bum. [/h2]
Shocked doctors in Sichuan, China, found the sea creature in the 59-year-old man's rectum after his death, it has been reported.

The 50cm long Asian swamp eel was allegedly inserted into the unnamed man's bottom, after he passed out drunk, by pals playing a prank on him.

Medics said the eel had devoured his bowels.


Read more: http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepag...ling-eel.html?OTC-RSS&ATTR=News#ixzz0mbBEqN6z

 

[mrsouthernhospitality]

Who would do that as a joke dudes thought they were on Jack@$$

 

[alandutch]

Hey guys...look he's passed out..
lets find a...ummm..an EEL! and stick it up his butthole and see what happens


who thought that was a good idea? seriously

 

[seniosoul]

 

[ValarMorghulis]

seriously tho why do you have an eel just lying around?

 

[gullydagreat]

 

[popcornplaya]

Originally Posted by seniosoul

THATS SO WRONG

 

[essential1]

worst prank ever..

i never understand why people like to +!@# with people when they are passed out drunk.. How is that funny. Guess that's why I don't get drunk like that.

 

[lobotomybeats]

China: We Be Eeling

 

[wanksta23]

unagi

 

[nothin4ever]

IT ATE HIM FROM THE INSIDES


STRAIGHT UP MUDD PIES

 

[jking0821]

Eel soup (just google it they do this stuff in china) You have been warned

 

[ruxxx]

What the hell?

 

[higherground]

Yeah I call BS.

 

[sirius lee handsome]

China

 

[sooperhooper]

dudes will probably get charged with murder. Like dude above me says, who just has an eel lying around and thinks it's a good idea to stick it in someone's @%+#

how did they expect dude to react when he woke up?

 

[kdawg]

Originally Posted by cleansneaksonly21

seriously tho why do you have an eel just lying around?

More importantly why would you even think about sticking it up there? And how would you do that - I can't imagine that would be an easy thing to do.

 

[alandutch]

Originally Posted by Jking0821

Eel soup (just google it they do this stuff in china) You have been warned

i have nooo idea why I decided to look that up

but

at how the eels were popping out like a vending machine

 

[jinkazama]

Hey guys...look he's passed out..
lets find a...ummm..an EEL! and stick it up his butthole and see what happens


who thought that was a good idea? seriously

I suspect there is more to this story than meets the eye...

 

[jking0821]

Originally Posted by AlanDutch

Originally Posted by Jking0821

Eel soup (just google it they do this stuff in china) You have been warned

i have nooo idea why I decided to look that up

but

at how the eels were popping out like a vending machine

It was def a "At first i was like

then i

" kind of thing

 

[kdawg]

Yeah, sounds like that was excuse when they got to the hospital - like the classic I was hoovering naked and somehow it got stuck on there and I can't get it off.

 

[jokey iii]

feels bad, man

 

[starzinoureyes]

f carrots eels

better?

 

[cubinican]

 

[carver]

Originally Posted by starzinoureyes


f carrots eels

better?

Heh exactly what I was thinking when I read that..