Man "Tebows" after assault

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[font=Georgia, Century, Times, serif]Turns out "Tebowing" is lame on and off the field.[/font]

[font=Georgia, Century, Times, serif]Police in Pennsylvania are looking for a man who stopped his car specifically to push 17-year-old Josh Ehrenberg off a lawnmower, and then taunt him with the "prayer" move made famous by former Denver Broncos quarterback Tim Tebow.[/font]

[font=Georgia, Century, Times, serif]The scene unfolded on Ehrenberg's Shenango Township lawn as he was cutting the grass on Monday morning, The Smoking Gun reports.[/font]

[font=Georgia, Century, Times, serif]A driver who was "male, bald, and wearing glasses" allegedly stopped his Chrysler, got out and "knocked the juvenile off the lawn mower and assaulted him in the front yard of the residence," apparently at random, according to a police report obtained by the website.[/font]

[font=Georgia, Century, Times, serif]"He clotheslined me off the tractor, and [it] landed on me," Ehrenberg told reporters. "And did a Tim Tebow before he left, and got back in his car and drove away."[/font]

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/...ehrenberg-pushed-off-lawnmower_n_1843621.html

 

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"He clotheslined me off the tractor, and it landed on me," Ehrenberg told reporters. "And did a Tim Tebow before he left, and got back in his car and drove away."




damn, son.

sig worthy.

 

[cashbanks]

I just shed tears laughing at this funniest **** EVER.

 

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[imvictor]

"He clotheslined me off the tractor, and it landed on me," Ehrenberg told reporters. "And did a Tim Tebow before he left, and got back in his car and drove away."




damn, son.

sig worthy.

LMAO

 

[dnycemodel]

 

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Awww man that's great

 

[Nawzlew]

 

[ooiron manoo]

Except for the Tebow part, this is awesome. Assault, c'mon now, sounds like a prank, too bad no one recorded it. That is shocking.

 

[deuce king]

I love it!!

 

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Man who allegedly assaulted kid in ‘Tebow’ riding mower incident commits suicide

Rick Chandler Sep 14, 2012, 6:03 PM EDT
3 Comments

It was one of the more bizarre stories from the month of August — or any month for that matter. A Michigan man was accused of stopping his car, knocking a kid off his riding mower and then Tebowing, according to his 17-year-old victim. Now state police are saying that the man, David McCosby, has committed suicide.

David Edward McCosby, 53, of 4145 Wiley Lane was found fatally shot yesterday at McConnell’s Mill State Park, according to state police.

Officers responded to a call from the parking lot at Hell’s Hollow in the park, off Shaffer Road in Slippery Rock Township, about 6:45 a.m. yesterday.

McCosby apparently called 911 from McConnells Mill State Park in Perry Township at 6:45 a.m. on Thursday, but when police arrived he had shot himself. A sad ending to a most unusual tale.

http://offthebench.nbcsports.com/20...-tebow-riding-mower-incident-commits-suicide/

 

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Man who allegedly assaulted kid in ‘Tebow’ riding mower incident commits suicide
Rick Chandler Sep 14, 2012, 6:03 PM EDT
3 Comments
It was one of the more bizarre stories from the month of August — or any month for that matter. A Michigan man was accused of stopping his car, knocking a kid off his riding mower and then Tebowing, according to his 17-year-old victim. Now state police are saying that the man, David McCosby, has committed suicide.
David Edward McCosby, 53, of 4145 Wiley Lane was found fatally shot yesterday at McConnell’s Mill State Park, according to state police.
Officers responded to a call from the parking lot at Hell’s Hollow in the park, off Shaffer Road in Slippery Rock Township, about 6:45 a.m. yesterday.
McCosby apparently called 911 from McConnells Mill State Park in Perry Township at 6:45 a.m. on Thursday, but when police arrived he had shot himself. A sad ending to a most unusual tale.
http://offthebench.nbcsports.com/20...-tebow-riding-mower-incident-commits-suicide/

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Wow. This was a weird story and it now has an even weirder ending. Any way you cut it that picture just creeps me out.

 

[cashbanks]

Maybe clotheslining some young punk and Tebowing was on his bucket list

 

[soleinrevolt]

nice.

 

[oidreez]

i dont even know how to react after reading both stories.

 

[da doc03]

Maybe clotheslining some young punk and Tebowing was on his bucket list

 

[jbpkickz]

funniest crime ever lol

 

[Trey Bantz]

Dude offed himself as if he had an entire SWAT team looking to put him away for life.

 

[mrsneakerman]

i dont even know how to react after reading both stories.

Word. I was ready to send out the "" faces but as I scrolled down and read the other story my face just became

 

[retro23j]

The tractor landed on him??

 

[essential1]

I don't think this makes me a bad person that this is hilarious to me

 

[airthompson]

Damn. He couldn't handle the fact that Jets lost.

 

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[jfmartimcdandruff]

lol aww