MLIA

[gregory house]

mylifeisaverage.com

Today, I was trying to ride my bike up a big hill. It was too hard, so I got off and started to walk itup the hill. Every time somebody drove past I stopped and pretended like there was something wrong with my bike so I didnt look like a wimp. MLIA

Today, I watched the end of Dora the Explorer. When she asked me what was my favorite part of the daywas, I sat in silence. She still agreed with me. MLIA.

Today, I took a test, but couldn't remember if the teacher told us to keep it atour desks or turn it into her when we were done. I waited until someone else was done with their test to see what they did and copy them. Nobody noticed.MLIA

 

[de phx jose]

haha that's cool.
So you're a wimp who watches Dora the Explorer and forgets what the teacher said?

 

[gregory house]

^yeah I am.

 

[verdykt]

Today I received my degree in statistics. My life is averages.

Today, I didn't have sex. But I'm 14 so it's okay. MLIA

Today, I popped my G-String while fingering a minor. Now I have to buy a new violin string. MLIA.

Today I was chilling out, maxing, relaxing all cool, and all shooting some b-balloutside of the school, when a couple of guys, who were up to no good, started making trouble in my neighbourhood. They continued on their way and didn'tbother me at all. MLIA


Today, my family had Chinese food. But since we're Chinese, we just call it food. MLIA

Today, I used a cheese grater. It did not make the cheese greater. MLIA

 

[03silverbullet]

are those quotes from that site? that bike up the mountain bit, i know all to well. when i go too hard in the gym some times and need to catch my breath,i'll sprawl out on one of the benches in the men's locker room. every once in a while some boy scout will come by and ask if i'm alright, andi'll tell him i'm good it's just my trick knee acting up.

MLIA.