Mock-Epic Poem Brainstorm?

[kryptonate]

For Brit-Lit class we have to make a 20-line mock epic poem due Friday. I don't know if there is any poetry buffs on NT but this sounds cheesy to me. We have to create a modern day celebrity tabloid and over-exaggerate the whole scene, or satirize it. There also has to be a battle scene, and Biblical/Shakespearean allusions.  I was thinking along the lines of the Kanye vs. Taylor Swift event that everyone blew put of proportion. If you have any ideas feel free to post!!

 

[kryptonate]

For Brit-Lit class we have to make a 20-line mock epic poem due Friday. I don't know if there is any poetry buffs on NT but this sounds cheesy to me. We have to create a modern day celebrity tabloid and over-exaggerate the whole scene, or satirize it. There also has to be a battle scene, and Biblical/Shakespearean allusions.  I was thinking along the lines of the Kanye vs. Taylor Swift event that everyone blew put of proportion. If you have any ideas feel free to post!!

 

[georgehimself]

You need help with your schoolwork, I really can't do that
Other people will post, and they'll say "True dat."
I can't help, you know its true
Best of luck, I wish to you
Green flames in your avy, you might get far
If you get lifted, above the stars

I am eating an orange, peels on the ground
Big boobies? I love the round mounds
I am hungry, where are the chips?
My brother ate them, that son of a @@@@@

I got work tomorrow, I must leave
Oh snap, juice on my sleeve

Time for bed, brush my teefus
lay my head down, pray to jeebus

Take off contacts, spray solution
Cops outside, much confusion
About the drama, I can't worry
Still hungry, want a mcflurry

In my tea, I like that honey
My poem didn't help, but lines? There were twenty

 

[georgehimself]

You need help with your schoolwork, I really can't do that
Other people will post, and they'll say "True dat."
I can't help, you know its true
Best of luck, I wish to you
Green flames in your avy, you might get far
If you get lifted, above the stars

I am eating an orange, peels on the ground
Big boobies? I love the round mounds
I am hungry, where are the chips?
My brother ate them, that son of a @@@@@

I got work tomorrow, I must leave
Oh snap, juice on my sleeve

Time for bed, brush my teefus
lay my head down, pray to jeebus

Take off contacts, spray solution
Cops outside, much confusion
About the drama, I can't worry
Still hungry, want a mcflurry

In my tea, I like that honey
My poem didn't help, but lines? There were twenty