Most clever or witty comebacks to online banter?

[midnight hype]

Tell him man if i didnt know any better, i would think you wanted me to date youre moms with all this constant communication. now if you dont want me to legally be ur paps i suggest you step off.

 

[jbpkickz]

take it to his door , aint nuffin more witty than that

 

[joeykadesh]

Papi, just say "The jerk store called, they're running out of you"

 

[lou baton]

Originally Posted by Curious24

Im arguing with this tool on facebook, not smart enought, need niketalks help.

Make sure you utilize spell check before trying to insult him.  ENOUGH

 

[werunsf]

come on guys. he asked for witty or clever comebacks. instead were knocking him cleverly.

just tell ya boy "I wave automatic guns at nuns"