Motivational Speakers don't work, and basically waste my time and make me sleepy and mad.

[jumpman247]

I hate motivational speakers, because they don't work, they're a waste of my time basically. I hate when companies are like we have a motivational speaker coming, and you have to go see them. Then they give you like some nasty pastries, maybe some coffee. You sit there listening to someone talk about what's in your backpack, or about a damn pickle. Only thing you can think about is having sex, then you get a boner, and it pisses you off because there is this old guy on stage talking about a pickle, and you have a boner.
-Jacob

 

[jking0821]

Originally Posted by jumpman247

I hate motivational speakers, because they don't work, they're a waste of my time basically. I hate when companies are like we have a motivational speaker coming, and you have to go see them. Then they give you like some nasty pastries, maybe some coffee. You sit there listening to someone talk about what's in your backpack, or about a damn pickle. Only thing you can think about is having sex, then you get a boner, and it pisses you off because there is this old guy on stage talking about a pickle, and you have a boner.
-Jacob

No one wants to be the pickle.  No one asks for it but it is there.

 

[jumpman247]

Nah man dudes talking about give them the pickle, I don't even work in customer service anything, so why do I need to listen to a dude talk about it?