moving out unappreciation thread

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GOD. Ive only lived here 7 months. who would have thought i would of acquired so much unnecessary bs.
 
My number 1 fear is moving. I hate everything about it.
 
can't unappreciate it because I now walk around bucket naked all day, even when I have girls over... hell the other day I made pancakes buttttneekkkid. Ialso tug out yogurt whenever & whenever I feel like it. Hell the other day I wanked in the living room under the glass coffee table while she spreadem' uptop. In addition, I can poop whenever & wherever I feel like it. Hell the other day I pooped in the kitty litter box and I don't even own acat. Furthermore, I can sleep wherever I feel like, hell just last night I slept in next to the toilet bowl with my face in a bowl of cocoa puffs and scubagear on to facilitate breathing..


I can't complain, maybe you should start experimenting and find your inner happieness bruuuhhhh
 
Originally Posted by FungusFoot85

can't unappreciate it because I now walk around bucket naked all day, even when I have girls over... hell the other day I made pancakes buttttneekkkid. I also tug out yogurt whenever & whenever I feel like it. Hell the other day I wanked in the living room under the glass coffee table while she spread em' uptop. In addition, I can poop whenever & wherever I feel like it. Hell the other day I pooped in the kitty litter box and I don't even own a cat. Furthermore, I can sleep wherever I feel like, hell just last night I slept in next to the toilet bowl with my face in a bowl of cocoa puffs and scuba gear on to facilitate breathing..


I can't complain, maybe you should start experimenting and find your inner happieness bruuuhhhh

damn bro
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Originally Posted by FungusFoot85

can't unappreciate it because I now walk around bucket naked all day, even when I have girls over... hell the other day I made pancakes buttttneekkkid. I also tug out yogurt whenever & whenever I feel like it. Hell the other day I wanked in the living room under the glass coffee table while she spread em' uptop. In addition, I can poop whenever & wherever I feel like it. Hell the other day I pooped in the kitty litter box and I don't even own a cat. Furthermore, I can sleep wherever I feel like, hell just last night I slept in next to the toilet bowl with my face in a bowl of cocoa puffs and scuba gear on to facilitate breathing..


I can't complain, maybe you should start experimenting and find your inner happieness bruuuhhhh
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Originally Posted by FungusFoot85

can't unappreciate it because I now walk around bucket naked all day, even when I have girls over... hell the other day I made pancakes buttttneekkkid. I also tug out yogurt whenever & whenever I feel like it. Hell the other day I wanked in the living room under the glass coffee table while she spread em' uptop. In addition, I can poop whenever & wherever I feel like it. Hell the other day I pooped in the kitty litter box and I don't even own a cat. Furthermore, I can sleep wherever I feel like, hell just last night I slept in next to the toilet bowl with my face in a bowl of cocoa puffs and scuba gear on to facilitate breathing..


I can't complain, maybe you should start experimenting and find your inner happieness bruuuhhhh
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Originally Posted by FungusFoot85

can't unappreciate it because I now walk around bucket naked all day, even when I have girls over... hell the other day I made pancakes buttttneekkkid. I also tug out yogurt whenever & whenever I feel like it. Hell the other day I wanked in the living room under the glass coffee table while she spread em' uptop. In addition, I can poop whenever & wherever I feel like it. Hell the other day I pooped in the kitty litter box and I don't even own a cat. Furthermore, I can sleep wherever I feel like, hell just last night I slept in next to the toilet bowl with my face in a bowl of cocoa puffs and scuba gear on to facilitate breathing..


I can't complain, maybe you should start experimenting and find your inner happieness bruuuhhhh
lol now thats living
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Originally Posted by shabooyah1124

Originally Posted by FungusFoot85

can't unappreciate it because I now walk around bucket naked all day, even when I have girls over... hell the other day I made pancakes buttttneekkkid. I also tug out yogurt whenever & whenever I feel like it. Hell the other day I wanked in the living room under the glass coffee table while she spread em' uptop. In addition, I can poop whenever & wherever I feel like it. Hell the other day I pooped in the kitty litter box and I don't even own a cat. Furthermore, I can sleep wherever I feel like, hell just last night I slept in next to the toilet bowl with my face in a bowl of cocoa puffs and scuba gear on to facilitate breathing..


I can't complain, maybe you should start experimenting and find your inner happieness bruuuhhhh
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hahaha basically my same reaction
 
Originally Posted by FungusFoot85

can't unappreciate it because I now walk around bucket naked all day, even when I have girls over... hell the other day I made pancakes buttttneekkkid. I also tug out yogurt whenever & whenever I feel like it. Hell the other day I wanked in the living room under the glass coffee table while she spread em' uptop. In addition, I can poop whenever & wherever I feel like it. Hell the other day I pooped in the kitty litter box and I don't even own a cat. Furthermore, I can sleep wherever I feel like, hell just last night I slept in next to the toilet bowl with my face in a bowl of cocoa puffs and scuba gear on to facilitate breathing..


I can't complain, maybe you should start experimenting and find your inner happieness bruuuhhhh

Haha, that was comedy.
 
I'm bored too... I won the lottery at 18... I had 2 cars, a 750BMW and a lifted F250 also have a Ducati. Bought a house which I rent out to 9 immigrantsand get a steady 5400 a month, also a duplex which I rent out to students and get roughly 4000... Have 3 girlfriends and a dog, finished college but went backto get the premed requisites... Live on a beachfront apartment, but occasionally stay at my parent's house to use the pool/jacuzzi and basketball court.Got a job but quit because I just want to party and get drunk all the time... Have no kids but I send money to a kid in Africa through world vision andoccasional date a Milf just to go to Chuck e cheese and watch a Disney movie in 3d... I got tried of booze so I did it all but never became addicted. I gotsober, so I trained for a marathon and completed a 26k. Next, I decided to sell the cars and used that money to travel the world, for a year I went everywhere.Came home to on fourth of july and one of the tenants burned the house down with some illegal fireworks... so I collected the insurance money and sold theduplex too... During the last two months I built a mansion on the same lot (location is key and the neighbor's houses were in the 6-900,000 range in thisrecession). I recently moved in but all my girlfriends dumped me and got new boyfriends, I still bone em' but I feel empty. I decided to continue with thepremed but I don't have the motivation anymore. All I have is my bike, my dog & My crib and like 100k in the bank... I'm 23...I'm bored mightjust end it all : (



that story was also from fungusfoot

he is a good writer imo
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