My Buggy Buggin

[crabbyboh]

Hit a party with this old head I'm smashing last night.  Dropped my iPhone in a cooler full of red wine and now the speaker/headphone screen is stuck on the screen...whatever.  She drove my whip home, luckily I took my beater but I get in the ride this morning to go scoop a new horn and I'm like wtf...there is WaWa wrappers everywhere and it smells like turkey and mustard...but I go to turn the A/C on and heat comes on...this is really blowing my life.  Hell did she do to my buggy? I already know: this is a kewl story bros.  The Tahoe my little lady but I swear the jeep gets the buns....I can't be riding around mid august with the heater on for A/C

 

[rusty shackelford]

Why did we need to know about the iphone?

 

[crabbyboh]

Why did we need to know about the iphone?

b/c it's the reason I got in my ride today...

 

[crabbyboh]

b/c it is the reason I got in the ride today...lame

 

[rusty shackelford]

b/c it is the reason I got in the ride today...lame

I'm a lame or asking a question? Your story has too many unnecessary details that add nothing.
The slang doesn't help either. I would suggest going to a mechanic and not asking a buncha dudes on a sneaker forum at noon.

 

[crabbyboh]

no, don't confuse it...I was calling you a lame.  And it's Sunday, what mechanic you know is open on a Sunday?

 

[go rilla]

Why did we need to know about the iphone? story

 

[offbad]

Hit a party with this old head I'm smashing last night.  Dropped my iPhone in a cooler full of red wine and now the speaker/headphone screen is stuck on the screen...whatever.  She drove my whip home, luckily I took my beater but I get in the ride this morning to go scoop a new horn and I'm like wtf...there is WaWa wrappers everywhere and it smells like turkey and mustard...but I go to turn the A/C on and heat comes on...this is really blowing my life.  Hell did she do to my buggy? I already know: this is a kewl story bros.  The Tahoe my little lady but I swear the jeep gets the buns....I can't be riding around mid august with the heater on for A/C

what?

so when your phone is out of order you go to get a new french horn?

 

[crabbyboh]

what's a french horn? my joint has the speaker/headphone sign on the screen at all times due to the wine/water damage so I went to cop a new one...what is hard to comprehend about that?

 

[jthagreat]

only cause i wasted my time...

 

[crabbyboh]

Hit a party with this old head I'm smashing last night.  Dropped my iPhone in a cooler full of red wine and now the speaker/headphone screen is stuck on the screen...whatever.  She drove my whip home, luckily I took my beater but I get in the ride this morning to go scoop a new horn and I'm like wtf...there is WaWa wrappers everywhere and it smells like turkey and mustard...but I go to turn the A/C on and heat comes on...this is really blowing my life.  Hell did she do to my buggy? I already know: this is a kewl story bros.  The Tahoe my little lady but I swear the jeep gets the buns....I can't be riding around mid august with the heater on for A/C

what?

so when your phone is out of order you go to get a new french horn?

yea, phone buggin i cop a new one? whats abnormal bout that? 

 

[milestailsprowe]

So some random person changed the horn in your car, ate a turkey and mustard sandwich and broke the AC.

Why cant you drive a car if your phone is broken?

Your story is confusing

 

[iblink]

Turn up

 

[odog24]

maybe you should use that car money for an english class

 

[kareem the dream]

@ this thread

sorry OP, looks like you wrongfully estimated how much people would care about ure situation..

?????????????

 

[georgehimself]

English to English translation please.

 

[shorty doo wop]

A cool story is cool

 

[rocman23]

we seriously need the application process