My Cat Keeps Raping Me, What Should I Do?

[Bert.]

Bruh..


What is this

 

[RIP sleazyy]

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Sons face know damn well he's gonna slide that joint off halfway through.


OP you ****** up not getting your cat fixed. That's basics man. He can still enjoy life with no testes. All my cat does is hunt, chill, and be a jerk.

 

[illwill8710]

Catnip and Chill?

 

[blacklion23]

^

 

[frank mucus]

Only thing to do is to rape it back and assert your dominance. I had to do that with my doge and now her bottom lip quivers when she sees me.

 

[young halo]

A+ thread

My day has been made

 

[dathbgboy]

NT is on some sh today. 

My friend copped a rabbit that used to pretty much rape anything in sight 24/7 until she got it neutered. 

Who even goes for a rabbit as a pet anymore .

:\ ...... We got one for my daughter, got that lil thing snipped at 6mos. no hesi. Rabbit mad anti-social too, get too close and he'll bite the hell out of u.



But how did I know a Steezy reference would make its way into this thread

 

[blacklion23]

Only thing to do is to rape it back and assert your dominance. I had to do that with my doge and now her bottom lip quivers when she sees me.

 

[tr1ll]

We dont believe you, you need more people.

 

[mike honcho]

Just surround your bed with cucumbers when you sleep b, no bromo

 

[Fong$tarr]

^^^^Haha. I am totally doing that to my cat today.

 

[rare]

We tried to cucumber trick on my boys cat, she didn't even care but she's currently in heat, and since she hasn't gotten some street cat love, her cycle repeats every 14-21 days. Most annoying meows and cries ever, she's seriously going around his house yelling out the human female equivalent of "I NEED D".

 

[Barbados Slim]

Somebody photoshop a cat head on Fleece Johnson's body. 

kitty booty warrior 

 

[finallyfamous]

I'm dying at these replies

 

[Hunnynutcheerios]

wth  

 

[Ja's 2¢]

nt wildin today

 

[dathbgboy]

:\ ...... We got one for my daughter, got that lil thing snipped at 6mos. no hesi. Rabbit mad anti-social too, get too close and he'll bite the hell out of u.




But how did I know a Steezy reference would make its way into this thread

My girl's rabbit is a pre-madonna but he likes me for some reason. I haven't been bitten yet but she has mad bite marks all over her body. They have some big, sharp incisors like mice but bigger.

He's nipped me before and broke skin but I think it's because there was a lot of commotion in the house and I was trying to feed him, he felt threatened. Other than that, he's coo, sits and watches tv w/ us, greets me before I leave for work, etc. They're actually cool pets, but their temperament is so hard to gauge. He loves my son, even though he throws everything in his cage

 

[stuntman mike]

My girl's rabbit is a pre-madonna but he likes me for some reason.

:x

 

[ksteezy]

YS

 

[lovehateself]

We dont believe you, you need more people.

dont ever trust a man with a cat

 

[va757va]

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[hand banana voice] You basting that turkey tonight? Let me check the temperature [hand banana voice]

 

[Aviator]

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Aren't these magnum-sized (judging by the dog's smug face in the picture)? What if op's cat has small meat?

 

[RIP sleazyy]

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[hand banana voice] You basting that turkey tonight? Let me check the temperature [hand banana voice]

Hand Banana was gettin it in, that episode was great.

"Hand Banana, I want you to meet........ The Enforcer."

"I want my name to be Spaghetti."

 

[harlemtothebronx]

Hand Banana.

 

[solecity]

Reincarnated sex offender