my developing fat guy symptoms.........

[thapeopleschamp]

over the passed 12 months or so i've gone from sz.32 & 150ish LBS to sz.36-38 and 200lbs...

along with my gut i've noticed a few things changing also...


1. suddenly i get charlie horses everytime i d anything physically demanding.. and sometimes,even when i stretch wrong

2. my thighs are rubbing together and i think i might start fire

3. i cant run for $#!t anymore. if i was any slower i'd be going backwards.

4. the cases of soda i buy dissappear within hours.

5.i got these like meat bump things on my neck now,ugh.

6. my shirt cannot stay tucked in

7.my stomach sits on my lap

8. skinny jeanslaugh at me as i walk by them.

9. before i was compared to billy bob thorton, john leguizamo and now people say i look like SETH ROGEN,and other fat look alikes

10. noone asks me to help them move anymore.


THIS is ridiculous.

 

[persiafly]

Is it because you live a fat guy lifestyle?

 

[mangudai954]

I made that metamorphisis over the course of 3 years, one year tho? Damn..


Get to work homie.

 

[creekshow]

rip

 

[awon23]

DO SUNTIN

 

[antonlavey]

I swear I've gained 5LBs in the last 3 days......mom dukes coming through with the homecooking FTL

 

[k2theablam]

Originally Posted by ThaPeoplesChamp


over the passed 12 months or so i've gone from sz.32 & 150ish LBS to sz.36-38 and 200lbs...

along with my gut i've noticed a few things changing also...


1. suddenly i get charlie horses everytime i d anything physically demanding.. and sometimes,even when i stretch wrong

2. my thighs are rubbing together and i think i might start fire

3. i cant run for $#!t anymore. if i was any slower i'd be going backwards.

4. the cases of soda i buy dissappear within hours.

5.i got these like meat bump things on my neck now,ugh.

6. my shirt cannot stay tucked in

7.my stomach sits on my lap

8. skinny jeanslaugh at me as i walk by them.

9. before i was compared to billy bob thorton, john leguizamo and now people say i look like SETH ROGEN,and other fat look alikes

10. noone asks me to help them move anymore.


THIS is ridiculous.

Even Seth Rogan got off his !%* to lose weight. You can't clown on him anymore.

 

[STooK]

^damn he doesn't look funny anymore...

 

[johnnyredstorm]

Stop drinking soda and work out.

 

[thapeopleschamp]

lol,ya i live the fatguy lifestyle to the max.
always done it... but i guess my body is tired of me being selfish and said
take that!.. ehhh,all part of getting older... i was always UNDERWEIGHT and now im chubby...

aside from the random charlie horses and cramps in my ribs and under my chin...
im happy..
lol


p.s before anything...
been with the wifey 6+yrs so... im good.

 

[i love my jordans]

run on the treadmill... trust me it works

 

[johnnyredstorm]

Just because you're getting vagina doesn't mean you won't have a heart attack.

 

[stay lurkin]

You know what you gotta do

 

[cincybcats22]

Sure you been with wifey, but not caring for yourself can leave you alone (depends on many things of course... but ya never know)

Ironically I made the exact opposite turnaround, going from 240 to 170. Best thing I ever did.

 

[persiafly]

Originally Posted by ThaPeoplesChamp

lol,ya i live the fatguy lifestyle to the max.
always done it... but i guess my body is tired of me being selfish and said
take that!.. ehhh,all part of getting older... i was always UNDERWEIGHT and now im chubby...

aside from the random charlie horses and cramps in my ribs and under my chin...
im happy..
lol


p.s before anything...
been with the wifey 6+yrs so... im good.

She might not be good though. Unless she's also getting fat.

 

[datznasty]

I used to be that type of fat too. Hell, I used to keep a plastic spoon and fork in the car because I never know when I might just happen upon something toeat. At my fattest, I think I was about 275 and that was in high school. At my lightest after that, probably 190 and I'm maybe 215ish now.

You know your fat, when you start getting manboob sweat spots on your shirt. I think that was the last straw for me, when I started saying I had to loseweight.

 

[chino905]

Originally Posted by DatZNasty

You know your fat, when you start getting manboob sweat spots on your shirt.

 

[mangudai954]

Originally Posted by PersiaFly

Originally Posted by ThaPeoplesChamp

lol,ya i live the fatguy lifestyle to the max.
always done it... but i guess my body is tired of me being selfish and said
take that!.. ehhh,all part of getting older... i was always UNDERWEIGHT and now im chubby...

aside from the random charlie horses and cramps in my ribs and under my chin...
im happy..
lol


p.s before anything...
been with the wifey 6+yrs so... im good.

She might not be good though. Unless she's also getting fat.

x2

 

[tony ayooo]

high metabolism FTW!!

 

[cragmatic]

I'm getting a small gut. I need to stop eating/drinking beer. I only run/workout once a week now.. used to be 3/4 times a week

People still ask me all the time at work if I work out/lift so I must still look fine

I'm 6'5- 230 btw

 

[jwalker123]

Originally Posted by awon23

DO SUNTIN

w t f lmao

 

[gottagitdemjs]

OP.....you picked a baaaad time of year to realize this.






Here's why.....

Sorry man.....had to do it.....anyone else amped for the Holidays?

 

[daemacho]

Originally Posted by tony AYOOO

high metabolism FTW!!

Watch it go away when you get older.

 

[psykho]

exercise and stop eating greasy %@% food

 

[boomatic206]

Originally Posted by ThuG LyFe

^damn he doesn't look funny anymore...

lol kinda like Will Sasso from Mad TV when he lost all that weight.

No one found him funny after that.