My girlfriend just called me, crying.

[highlife]

 

[n1co86ya]

i do not see what u did there OP

 

[p mac one]

 

[put em up]

Originally Posted by Primavera Vills

Haha the hell, how old are you?

Messing around in the bed for 2 hrs and didn't have sex? He's gotta be about 15 I hope.

 

[odog24]

 

[ricky409]

Originally Posted by OGMIKEY

Well she can't call the police



...



































if she's dead

nomsayan?

nooooum talmbout...

 

[ggarvinxx3]

just post pics of all female characters in the story and all will be forgiven

 

[kramer]

Remember OP, pictures are worth 1000 words

 

[fuzzyrobot]

Originally Posted by Big J 33

If it's a crime to tell an awful story, then yes.. you're a felon.

 

[albooboo5]

Originally Posted by OGMIKEY

nomsayan?

Is this from Tim & Eric?

 

[truballa101]

son, I'm so confused right now it's making me angry...

 

[marvin hagler]

Originally Posted by Big J 33

Dude, it wasn't the lack of names that was confusing.

Did this Layla girl break into the old woman's house.. then called you? The $%$%?

If it's a crime to tell an awful story, then yes.. you're a felon.

I'm assuming that the old lady is thinkin that they kidnapped that Ashley broad since dude and his chick denied knowing her?

 

[fuzzyrobot]

Originally Posted by CoolStoryBro

forgive english, i am Russia.

i come to study Mechanical Engineering at American university. i am here little time and i am very hard stress. i am gay also and this very difficult for me, i am very religion person. i never act to be gay with other men before. but after i am in america 6 weeks i am my friend together he is gay also. He was show me American video game and then we are kiss.

We sex together. I never before now am tell my mother about gay because i am very shame. As i **** this American boy it is very good to me but also i am feel so guilty. I feel extreme guilty as I begin orgasm. I feel so guilty that I pick up my telephone and call Mother in Russia. I awaken her. It too late for stopping so I am cumming sex. I am very upset and guilty and crying, so I yell her, "I AM CUM FROM SEX" (in Russia). She say what? I say "I AM CUM FROM SEX" and she say you boy, do not marry American girl, and I say "NO I AM CUM FROM SEX WITH MAN, I AM IN ***, I CUM IN ***" and my mother very angry me. She not get scared though.

I hang up phone and am very embarrass. My friend also he is very embarrass. I am guilt and feel very stupid. I wonder, why do I gay with man? But I continue because when it spurt it feel very good in American ***.

I feel stupid for even hoping this thread had some legitimacy behind it.

 

[mycoldyourdone]

good night sweet bro

 

[yung flip image]

It never really bothered me until now, but we really do need a screening first for new members. 

 

[witnessmycalm21]

Originally Posted by CoolStoryBro

 

[odog24]

Originally Posted by CoolStoryBro

forgive english, i am Russia.

i come to study Mechanical Engineering at American university. i am here little time and i am very hard stress. i am gay also and this very difficult for me, i am very religion person. i never act to be gay with other men before. but after i am in america 6 weeks i am my friend together he is gay also. He was show me American video game and then we are kiss.

We sex together. I never before now am tell my mother about gay because i am very shame. As i **** this American boy it is very good to me but also i am feel so guilty. I feel extreme guilty as I begin orgasm. I feel so guilty that I pick up my telephone and call Mother in Russia. I awaken her. It too late for stopping so I am cumming sex. I am very upset and guilty and crying, so I yell her, "I AM CUM FROM SEX" (in Russia). She say what? I say "I AM CUM FROM SEX" and she say you boy, do not marry American girl, and I say "NO I AM CUM FROM SEX WITH MAN, I AM IN ***, I CUM IN ***" and my mother very angry me. She not get scared though.

I hang up phone and am very embarrass. My friend also he is very embarrass. I am guilt and feel very stupid. I wonder, why do I gay with man? But I continue because when it spurt it feel very good in American ***.

goodnite

 

[imvictor]

Originally Posted by Truballa101

son, I'm so confused right now it's making me angry...

 

[captainkicks]

Originally Posted by Based Mod

Originally Posted by djsani8

CHARACTERS!
Layla - My girl
Ashley - Layla's best friend
Shane - My friend's house


I picked Layla up from her house after her mom went to work last night.
We went back to Shane's house about 3 miles away and fooled around on his bed for about 2 hours.
During that, Ashley snuck out of the house and called me from an old woman's house in her neighborhood.
Layla and I denied even knowing Ashley because we thought it was her aunt calling, and the old woman denied letting us talk to her.

We messed around some more but didn't have sex, because I couldn't find a condom. Then I take her home.
Layla leaves a voice mail on my phone saying that the old woman called the cops on her and she doesn't know what she will do.

What's the best and worst outcomes that can happen?

SUMMARY: I'm probably a felon.

try again

 

[triplexl vol 2]

Originally Posted by CoolStoryBro

forgive english, i am Russia.

i come to study Mechanical Engineering at American university. i am here little time and i am very hard stress. i am gay also and this very difficult for me, i am very religion person. i never act to be gay with other men before. but after i am in america 6 weeks i am my friend together he is gay also. He was show me American video game and then we are kiss.

We sex together. I never before now am tell my mother about gay because i am very shame. As i **** this American boy it is very good to me but also i am feel so guilty. I feel extreme guilty as I begin orgasm. I feel so guilty that I pick up my telephone and call Mother in Russia. I awaken her. It too late for stopping so I am cumming sex. I am very upset and guilty and crying, so I yell her, "I AM CUM FROM SEX" (in Russia). She say what? I say "I AM CUM FROM SEX" and she say you boy, do not marry American girl, and I say "NO I AM CUM FROM SEX WITH MAN, I AM IN ***, I CUM IN ***" and my mother very angry me. She not get scared though.

I hang up phone and am very embarrass. My friend also he is very embarrass. I am guilt and feel very stupid. I wonder, why do I gay with man? But I continue because when it spurt it feel very good in American ***.

Good night

 

[tylerrs99]

lolwut is going on

 

[elpablo21]

Originally Posted by Marvin Hagler

Originally Posted by Big J 33

Dude, it wasn't the lack of names that was confusing.

Did this Layla girl break into the old woman's house.. then called you? The $%$%?

If it's a crime to tell an awful story, then yes.. you're a felon.

I'm assuming that the old lady is thinkin that they kidnapped that Ashley broad since dude and his chick denied knowing her?

OP and Ashley are together, he cheated on her with Layla....Ashley then ran off hysterically after catching him cheating, runs to an old lady's house..She thinks she's been raped by OP.
Layla denies knowing her because of guilt. OP denies knowing her because he has anterograde amnesia..He doesnt know that Ashley is his girlfriend and Layla is a harlot

Now the police are on their way to pick up OP for accusations of rape

 

[fac3 tak30v312]

 

[defontes]

Originally Posted by CoolStoryBro

forgive english, i am Russia.

i come to study Mechanical Engineering at American university. i am here little time and i am very hard stress. i am gay also and this very difficult for me, i am very religion person. i never act to be gay with other men before. but after i am in america 6 weeks i am my friend together he is gay also. He was show me American video game and then we are kiss.

We sex together. I never before now am tell my mother about gay because i am very shame. As i **** this American boy it is very good to me but also i am feel so guilty. I feel extreme guilty as I begin orgasm. I feel so guilty that I pick up my telephone and call Mother in Russia. I awaken her. It too late for stopping so I am cumming sex. I am very upset and guilty and crying, so I yell her, "I AM CUM FROM SEX" (in Russia). She say what? I say "I AM CUM FROM SEX" and she say you boy, do not marry American girl, and I say "NO I AM CUM FROM SEX WITH MAN, I AM IN ***, I CUM IN ***" and my mother very angry me. She not get scared though.

I hang up phone and am very embarrass. My friend also he is very embarrass. I am guilt and feel very stupid. I wonder, why do I gay with man? But I continue because when it spurt it feel very good in American ***.

funniest thing ive read today

 

[arrjae2]

Originally Posted by Big J 33

I'm so confused

What exactly did you do wrong?