NT... Check your chair

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  1. jpioneer

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    Boy Killed Anally When Office Chair Explodes


    By Adam Frucci, 2:44 PM on Fri Feb 20 2009, 368,696 views

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    [​IMG][​IMG]Well, stories don't get much worse than this. A 14-year-old boy in China waskilled when his chair exploded, sending chunks of metal into his rectum. The bleeding this caused killed him.

    The alleged explosion came from the gas cylinder that was in the base of the chair, the part that allowed the user to adjust the seat up and down. Thecanister gets compressed when you sit on it, but can it actually create enough energy to make the seat cushion explode like that and kill a man? I doubt it,but this is what people are reporting.

    http://i.gizmodo.com/5157...en-office-chair-explodes
     
  2. 18key

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    RIP to dude. I know he must be pissed that he'll be remembered for being 'that guy who died from getting his !#@ blown apart by a chair.' [​IMG]
     
  3. davidisgodly

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    OD
     
  4. fromthatown

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    Damn, I have the same chair in Black. [​IMG][​IMG][​IMG]
     
  5. sorkoram

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    We dying from sitting in a chair now?

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  6. kanyewestjayz4life

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    Damn son. rip. Terible way to go out.
    I would know if something was in my chair though i know it to well for it to be faulty.
     
  7. wkn916

    wkn916 formerly l2icel3oi9i6

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    [​IMG] that's just a terrible way to die.. RIP
     
  8. blastamasta8

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    Damn thats scary. I sit in those kind of chairs all the time. [​IMG]
     
  9. aj232kb8

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  10. jason23richardson

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    I must be trippin' out right now cause after I read that, I looked at my chair and said, "You won't kill me.. will you?" like there wasnothing wrong with talking to a chair.

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  11. viewtiful mik3

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    In mother china, chair sits in you
     
  12. jretro23

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    damn. that just made me sit on the edge of my chair now.
     
  13. Dragonflijones

    Dragonflijones formerly wordy dirts

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    Ouch. Class-action lawsuit anyone?
     
  14. kdawg

    kdawg Administrator Staff Member

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    That's just frightening.

    Is there a worse way to die?
     
  15. mixednuts

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    thats terrible. rip.
     
  16. davidisgodly

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    Nope. That just sucks x100


    Oh check out my post count! I'm the devil!!!
     
  17. shadydatguy

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    Wow crazy. i'm sitting on a wooden stool from now on.
     
  18. brettthejett

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    oh man...
    i always play around with office chairs. bouncing and springing off my butt.
    never again will i be playing this game because i might DIE FROM ANAL BLEEDING!!!!
     
  19. shortydoowopp

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    cuz that was def. his last thought right?

    does this happen often? seems like it would happen more often than you think because there are so many people who use them...
     
  20. seniosoul

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    i use to have a chair like that... but I didn't like the swivel so i cut it up and i actually still got that cylinder thing with the legs and @!$
    but this is what i sit on now
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  21. mac a roni

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    He's dead


    But damn..an exploding #*+-rape chair?
     
  22. pmighty

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    if i died like that id sue
     
  23. jaypesoz

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    Well, it did say the bleeding killed him so he might've been alive for awhile and it could've crossed his mind
     
  24. freddypee

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    Word keep it old school
     
  25. cucumbercool

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    So people are officially dying in the dumbest, and yet still, most horrible ways