NT, HELP WITH A GREAT JOKE...

[jt air jt]

I have this managerial acct class tomorrow and the teacher makes us do jokes before class starts so I'm wondering what y'all have in stock. I have somein mind but they're either sexist, racist, or widely known. Basically we can't tell any jokes that puts others down negatively. Prize will be prettychick sitting next to me on ustream if class gives positive feedback...

 

[njstress03]

ok, there are 3 guys stuck on a desert island. they find a magic lamp and rub it. a genie comes out and says he will grant them 1 wish each but they have tojump off the cliff as they shout their wish. the 1st guy jumps off the cliff and shouts, "i wish for beautiful women!" and he lands on a bed full ofbeautiful women. 2nd guys jumps off the cliff and shouts, "i want a million dollars!" and lands ina big pile of money. 3rd guy thinks for a whilethen starts to run towards the cliff. as he jumps off the cliff he trips and yells, "oh @$%#!" and lands in a big pile of @$%#. the end.....

 

[mycoldyourdone]

norm mcdonald had a good one tonight on conan.....lol

 

[guttagetsbusy]

Women's Rights

 

[marath0n]

Originally Posted by GuttaGetsBusy

Women's Rights

 

[lakersfan1]

Originally Posted by marath0n

Originally Posted by GuttaGetsBusy

Women's Rights

 

[iluvjordanxi]

Originally Posted by marath0n

Originally Posted by GuttaGetsBusy

Women's Rights

jokes is played out and dude didn't even executed joke properly...

 

[alan garner]

Originally Posted by Mycoldyourdone

norm mcdonald had a good one tonight on conan.....lol

you ain't kidding

Iwas

 

[lakersfan1]

Originally Posted by Lakersfan1

Originally Posted by marath0n

Originally Posted by GuttaGetsBusy

Women's Rights

Wanna hear a joke?

























WNBA

ska?

quoting my self ftl damn yuku

 

[bkdan1]

How about them Mets?

And I'm a Mets fan

 

[c hanna]

two peanuts were walking down the street and one got assaulted.

gets me everytime

 

[inspectah derek]

youtube: Demetri Martin
simple, yet hilarious

 

[marath0n]

Originally Posted by inspectah derek

youtube: Demetri Martin
simple, yet hilarious

http://www.youtube.com/v/TBcxwrNTpGg&rel=1http://www.youtube.com/v/TBcxwrNTpGg&rel=1


good looks

 

[nikeaircobraben]

the Raiders!!!!!!!!!11

 

[jdidkc]

Why did the skeleton go to the party alone? because he had no BODY! LOLOMG