NT......SCHOOL ME ON MARQUES COLSTON...

[kb8sandiego]

Originally Posted by jblackcat13

R.I.P Ska....

At least Ska asked for forgiveness.

Colston will forgive.

 

[bullsrepeat3peat]

R.I.P Ska....

At least Ska asked for forgiveness.

Colston will forgive.

yes the almighty Colston is kind enough to give us a second chance in our beliefs and ways of life and will definitely forgive Ska for his disrespect to ouralmighty Savior

Facts

- Marques' parents are Jesus and Lauren London
- He doesn't need to catch footballs with his hands but does so because he doesn't want to show up the rest of the league. He used to catch 3 yrd button hooks from Brett Favre between the webbing of his toes.
- He lets Randy Moss play in the NFL b/c he finds his lack of skill amusing.
- Jerry Rice is one of Marques' old toenail clippings that grew up to become a sub par NFL receiver.
- Marques is Jerry's Dad even though Jerry is older. Jerry is a complete idiot and was born way too premature. They are no longer on speaking terms because of this and the fact that Jerry wore braids at the end of his career when he had the half moon hairline going on.
- Chad Johnson is only in the league b/c Marques thinks he looks like an orca whale with gold teeth and we all know that Marques has a soft spot in his heart for orca whales.
- Marques doesn't workout with his team b/c well.... he doesn't really need to work out. One of his jabroni teammates once questions his athletic abilities in front of the team. The 3 minutes later he had c-walked up Mt. Everest on his elbows juggling 3 H3 hummers with his ankles.

 

[ballinboykz]

Colston is NT's Chuck Norris.

Exactly what I was thinking when I first saw this thread.

Facts

- Marques' parents are Jesus and Lauren London
- He doesn't need to catch footballs with his hands but does so because he doesn't want to show up the rest of the league. He used to catch 3 yrd button hooks from Brett Favre between the webbing of his toes.
- He lets Randy Moss play in the NFL b/c he finds his lack of skill amusing.
- Jerry Rice is one of Marques' old toenail clippings that grew up to become a sub par NFL receiver.
- Marques is Jerry's Dad even though Jerry is older. Jerry is a complete idiot and was born way too premature. They are no longer on speaking terms because of this and the fact that Jerry wore braids at the end of his career when he had the half moon hairline going on.
- Chad Johnson is only in the league b/c Marques thinks he looks like an orca whale with gold teeth and we all know that Marques has a soft spot in his heart for orca whales.
- Marques doesn't workout with his team b/c well.... he doesn't really need to work out. One of his jabroni teammates once questions his athletic abilities in front of the team. The 3 minutes later he had c-walked up Mt. Everest on his elbows juggling 3 H3 hummers with his ankles.


My reaction is the same as BullsRepeat x 120000000000000000000000000

 

[Mister Meaner]

okay, I can't help

and

at this.

 

[ballinboykz]

I just figured out why SKA is to watch his back for Marques...

SKA you brought it upon yourself...

 

[acidicality]

Originally Posted by KB8sandiego

Originally Posted by jblackcat13

R.I.P Ska....

At least Ska asked for forgiveness.

Colston will forgive.

Colston is a loving man so he'll forgive Ska for his sin.

 

[darthska]

jblackcat13:

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R.I.P Ska....

KB8sandiego:

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At least Ska asked for forgiveness.

Colston will forgive.





















P.S. That is one of the worst movies I have ever seen. (no thread derail). Make a thread in General if you wantto refute it and sing your praise for that waste of film.

 

[wildkycat]

don't ask me why...but i had this saved for some reason.

 

[darthska]

You love the movie, that's why.

 

[jblackcat13]

I heard Colston likes the movie.....yet again R.I.P Ska.

 

[wildkycat]

movie? it's a great FILM word to Billy Walsh.

 

[darthska]

jblackcat13:

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I heard Colston likes the movie.....yet again R.I.P Ska.

 

[dyyhard]

Facts

- Marques' parents are Jesus and Lauren London
- He doesn't need to catch footballs with his hands but does so because he doesn't want to show up the rest of the league. He used to catch 3 yrd button hooks from Brett Favre between the webbing of his toes.
- He lets Randy Moss play in the NFL b/c he finds his lack of skill amusing.
- Jerry Rice is one of Marques' old toenail clippings that grew up to become a sub par NFL receiver.
- Marques is Jerry's Dad even though Jerry is older. Jerry is a complete idiot and was born way too premature. They are no longer on speaking terms because of this and the fact that Jerry wore braids at the end of his career when he had the half moon hairline going on.
- Chad Johnson is only in the league b/c Marques thinks he looks like an orca whale with gold teeth and we all know that Marques has a soft spot in his heart for orca whales.
- Marques doesn't workout with his team b/c well.... he doesn't really need to work out. One of his jabroni teammates once questions his athletic abilities in front of the team. The 3 minutes later he had c-walked up Mt. Everest on his elbows juggling 3 H3 hummers with his ankles.


my cough and flu just got worse......

i was at the bcs in NO over a week ago...and it was chaotic - I was in a team fan shop and OSU&LSU fans were all walking out with Colston jerseys...thenwhen they ran out - chaos ensued. violence and lawlessness spread to the streets....



were calledin to restore order.



I also had to take a snapshot of the house that Colston built
2001-2005 BC (before Colston) - coincidence?

 

[cheezybaby]

Originally Posted by Stringer Bell 32

Raptor Jesus

is no joke...i heard he stays in toronto

 

[clutchshooter]

Marques Colston is the real inventor of the time traveling delorian.

[img]http://i16.tinypic.com/42jffac.jpg[/img]

 

[here 4 tha kickz]

Originally Posted by Kookcle

dear Colstonites,

It would really bring joy to my life if you could tell me the story of how his highness, the almighty Marques Colston wears the Number 12
what's this number's significance?

thank you and may Marques bless you

Marques colston is 4x greater then the holy trinity.

 

[ak nako]

 

[kb8sandiego]

Colston loves the towels!

 

[theblackhole76]

Originally Posted by Kookcle

dear Colstonites,

It would really bring joy to my life if you could tell me the story of how his highness, the almighty Marques Colston wears the Number 12
what's this number's significance?

thank you and may Marques bless you

Because that is one of Marques Colston's divine powers: when you read the numbers on his jersey, you read out "1... 2..." and then by thetime you get to "3" you'll find yourself pregnant or peeing in your pants. Usually both.

 

[darthska]

Kookcle:

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dear Colstonites,

It would really bring joy to my life if you could tell me the story of how his highness, the almighty Marques Colston wears the Number 12
what's this number's significance?

thank you and may Marques bless you

here 4 tha kickz:

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Marques colston is 4x greater then the holy trinity.

TheBlackHole76:

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Because that is one of Marques Colston's divine powers: when you read the numbers on his jersey, you read out "1... 2..." and then by the time you get to "3" you'll find yourself pregnant or peeing in your pants. Usually both.

 

[bud dink]

Marques wears the number 12 to signify that he is both the number 1 receiver of all time and the number 2 because he is second only to himself

 

[ballinboykz]

Marques wears the number 12 to signify that he is both the number 1 receiver of all time and the number 2 because he is second only to himself

Like Dwight from the Office, he is the manager, and assistant manager, because he is the only person he can trust... or Jack Bauer

 

[verdykt]

Marques Colston asked my girl for her number. And I gave it to him

 

[ultralightbeam]

^LMAO. Dudes is on fire in this thread.

Nothing but gold in here. haha.

 

[akajae]

Originally Posted by Verdykt

Marques Colston asked my girl for her number. And I gave it to him