NT, What Are Some Crimes You’ve Gotten Away With?

We were shopping in the same store, and I happened to have the last pair of back-pocket-bedazzled Robins in my hand. They were his size, so he walked up to me and punched me in my face and snatched them out of my hands.
What?! I hope you beat his ..... afterward. He walks with a bad limp, left leg. Horrible conditioning.
 
So why are you telling us?

someone punch me in my ****, they’re going to be the ones filing the police report.
 
So you’re taking advantage of alp’s ban by spreading Duck Tales?

Someone must have the real account of what happened. The streets want to know.
 
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Early 2000s I used to bring my laptop to the library. You could checkout CDs but they had them right there in the case and you could grab them without checking out. I’d grab a stack of cds and just sit there importing them into my iTunes library for hours while I studied. It was a lot of pop, classic rock, jazz and the occasionally decent rap album.
 
Early 2000s I used to bring my laptop to the library. You could checkout CDs but they had them right there in the case and you could grab them without checking out. I’d grab a stack of cds and just sit there importing them into my iTunes library for hours while I studied. It was a lot of pop, classic rock, jazz and the occasionally decent rap album.

Damn you a straight savage. They should lock you under the jail.
 
Early 2000s I used to bring my laptop to the library. You could checkout CDs but they had them right there in the case and you could grab them without checking out. I’d grab a stack of cds and just sit there importing them into my iTunes library for hours while I studied. It was a lot of pop, classic rock, jazz and the occasionally decent rap album.
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found a huge bag of weed in an abandon house back in either 2011 or 12, took it, urban dictionary'd some drug dealer words i heard in trap songs, and yup.
 
Some of y’all would flip easy under no pressure 🤷🏿‍♂️
 


Nah b. That bozo ain't punk me. He was in my hood. Wouldn't had left alive word to da musket..

Backstory : I went to the mall to see if I could cop me some timbs I believe (Beef and broccoli Field boots hi) and as im omw to footlocker or whatever I walk past pacsun and I see a line figured lemme see what they givin out...low and behold Comic book guy from the Simpson's is in front of the line. I ask him whats this about? He trying his hardest to be funny said oh its for some vans...i look at a sign it says Yeezys that was that.....later on that day I just casually post about it on some thread mind im just making fun the fact of what transpired..he legit went on to say that a whole ton of **** that aint even happen dude legit went to say I asked him for his autograph to he had that strap on him to how cool he looked in his expensive coat ...he legit looked like he was homeless. So that's basically the story behind Alp the 53 year old virgin and I. He didnt know who I was but of course I knew him from all the selfies his "partner" takes of him. Then to top it all off he dead *** sez that I am JEALOUS of him ...for what exactly I honestly dont know , but at that point in time I realized that he legit has some sort of complexity issue or maybe he was bullied alot idk. I knew he was a bit slow , def came in the short bus from school, but didnt know it was that serious. So I just let son be.
 
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We talmbout the time someone saw Alp waiting on a line at the mall for some shoes and tried to say hi to him and Alp acted like he was a damn celebrity that was too good to talk to people? :lol:
This man knows ... I ain't say hi like on some wut up type ****....but yea these are fax
 
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