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Your mothers so ugly she wears a line of makeup called "why bother".
NT, what's your favorite "Yo Mama" joke?
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yo mova so stupid she chipped her tooth on a dildo
yo mova so fat when ppl hit they don't get an std they get cholesterol
yo mova so fat her blood type is Ragu
yo mova so fat when ppl hit they don't get an std they get cholesterol
yo mova so fat her blood type is Ragu
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yo mova so stupid she chipped her tooth on a dildo
yo mova so fat when ppl hit they don't get an std they get cholesterol
yo mova so fat her blood type is Ragu
yo mova so fat when ppl hit they don't get an std they get cholesterol
yo mova so fat her blood type is Ragu
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Yo Momma is so stupid, she's stupid
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Yo Momma is so stupid, she's stupid
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Yo momma is soo small she can hang glide on a Dorito.
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Yo momma is soo small she can hang glide on a Dorito.
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LOLOriginally Posted by did0
Yo momma so fat she looked up cheat codes for Wii Fit
i tried
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LOLOriginally Posted by did0
Yo momma so fat she looked up cheat codes for Wii Fit
i tried
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the woman who birthed you is so old, her license plate number is 7
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the woman who birthed you is so old, her license plate number is 7
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Yo mama is so nasty, she got crabs in her mustache.
Yo mama is so small, she can bungee jump off the sidewalk.
Yo mama is so small, she can bungee jump off the sidewalk.
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Yo mama is so nasty, she got crabs in her mustache.
Yo mama is so small, she can bungee jump off the sidewalk.
Yo mama is so small, she can bungee jump off the sidewalk.
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your mama house so dirty the roachs drive around in dune buggys.
your mama so old when someone act her age the #$@!@ died.
your mama so old when someone act her age the #$@!@ died.
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your mama house so dirty the roachs drive around in dune buggys.
your mama so old when someone act her age the #$@!@ died.
your mama so old when someone act her age the #$@!@ died.
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yo mama so stupid she thought hamburger-helper came with another person.
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yo mama so stupid she thought hamburger-helper came with another person.
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Your mama is so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death.
These had me dying when I was a kid.
These had me dying when I was a kid.
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Your mama is so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death.
These had me dying when I was a kid.
These had me dying when I was a kid.
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Your momma is so ugly her birth certifcate is an apology letter from the condom factory
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Your momma is so ugly her birth certifcate is an apology letter from the condom factory
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Yo momma head so big she don't have dreams, she has movies.
Yo momma so poor, I walked in yo house with a cigarette she said CLAP YO HANDS STOMP YOUR FEET PRAISE THE LORD WE GOT SOME HEAT!
Yo mama so black, she went to night school and was marked absent.
Yo momma so black her nickname is "Eyes and a Smile."
Yo momma so fat, I told her it was chilly outside and she went and got a bowl!
Yo momma so poor, I walked in yo house with a cigarette she said CLAP YO HANDS STOMP YOUR FEET PRAISE THE LORD WE GOT SOME HEAT!
Yo mama so black, she went to night school and was marked absent.
Yo momma so black her nickname is "Eyes and a Smile."
Yo momma so fat, I told her it was chilly outside and she went and got a bowl!
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Yo momma head so big she don't have dreams, she has movies.
Yo momma so poor, I walked in yo house with a cigarette she said CLAP YO HANDS STOMP YOUR FEET PRAISE THE LORD WE GOT SOME HEAT!
Yo mama so black, she went to night school and was marked absent.
Yo momma so black her nickname is "Eyes and a Smile."
Yo momma so fat, I told her it was chilly outside and she went and got a bowl!
Yo momma so poor, I walked in yo house with a cigarette she said CLAP YO HANDS STOMP YOUR FEET PRAISE THE LORD WE GOT SOME HEAT!
Yo mama so black, she went to night school and was marked absent.
Yo momma so black her nickname is "Eyes and a Smile."
Yo momma so fat, I told her it was chilly outside and she went and got a bowl!
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Yo mama so old, she might die soon.
Yo mama so fat, she should probably be worried about the increased risk of cardiovascular disease.
Yo mama's so beautiful, chaste, and pure, I long to bask in the warm glow that surrounds her.
Yo mama so fat, she should probably be worried about the increased risk of cardiovascular disease.
Yo mama's so beautiful, chaste, and pure, I long to bask in the warm glow that surrounds her.
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Yo mama so old, she might die soon.
Yo mama so fat, she should probably be worried about the increased risk of cardiovascular disease.
Yo mama's so beautiful, chaste, and pure, I long to bask in the warm glow that surrounds her.
Yo mama so fat, she should probably be worried about the increased risk of cardiovascular disease.
Yo mama's so beautiful, chaste, and pure, I long to bask in the warm glow that surrounds her.
