NT Will I Lose My Virginity In College. Vol 1

all I can say is...if you have an ounce of individuality in you....blaze your own trail...all these people telling you to do this typical college **** are gonna be the ones busting their *** for middle class America down the road. :rofl:
 
Also never play that "bestfriend" role unless thats all you intend on being. . .Let em know youre there to play
 
Yo I'm going to college in a month as I'm trying to get the random yambs too :nerd:. I feel mad inexperienced in hook-ups like what chicks stop catching feelings once you enter college or something?
 
Street Sampras said:
:rofl: I was hoping that word would die with the old NT.

Good luck OP.

My goal this year is to smash with my foams on after hearing the Slutty Boyz talk about it in their song
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sorry, plair ... yambs is apart of the NT language now. Try it... it really works ... my mama refers to it as yambs now... it just flows...
 
my first college had a box full of condoms there. i took 6 every week :smokin:smokin

i was a virgin going into college too OP. 2 weeks in a met this chick and got the yambs. hit up some parties, make friends, be sociable, youll get the yambs in no time fambilia
 
man i wish i could go back. oh at least go back in time and coach up a 18 year old me.

ya dont be that friendzone guy. dont waste your time with 1pm afternoon study sessions and lunch with girls. be put in that zone with the quickness.
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jm2000 said:
During the week
- do your hw, & study hard
- plan out your year, and work on internships for the summer
- put in work with chick u like (but not too much)
Weekend
- get fresh
- go to party, get wasted
- take joints back to dorm, strap up
Wash, rinse, repeat.
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Nonsense.

You make it seem like you can only smash on the weekends.

And don't put in work on chicks as a freshman unless she's really bad and you actually have game. if not keep it moving and smash the thirsty broads.

There are so many new people to meet at college that don't spend too much time focusing on one chick and definitely do not get into a relationship.

Of course you have to handle your business in the classroom but problem sets can wait, yambs come first.
 
Just look and be approachable. Some college chicks are desperate too. If you're awkward and can't hold conversations, you're not gonna get anything...in life. Being decent looking and having confidence should do the trick to pull the bad beaches.:pimp:
 
Take a deep breath fambs as I am about to drop knowledge:

Im about to be a junior and even though I didnt go to college a virgin I can understand where u comin from. First off, YOU WILL GET YAMBS. Now let me say that even though I smashed my fair amount of females my frosh year, it could have been WAY more. I smashed more my soph year but missed out on alot of freaks too. so here are the best pointers I can give you:

-THE FRIEND ZONE IS NOT FOR YOU. Let them other Ns escort these birds all around campus and care about their every woo. You need to have an alpha-male type of confdence. I like to think of myself on campus as the lone wolf looking for his prey.

-Be cool about everything. Be cool with everyone so you can get introduced to that fine girl who you only see at a certain place with certain ppl. If you get rejected by a girl, play it cool and still just be cordial bc she may want the D on another occasion. If you get a girl digits, play it cool. If you get the yambs, play it cool, just another walk in the park.

-Eye contact? Approach! Tell them they look interesting/worth knowing and go from there. people come to college to meet new people. Strike out swinging my dude!

-LET YOUR NUTS HANG WHEN APPLICABLE. When its a room full of girls twerkin and dudes watchin be a man and go get on some tail! Take the intitiative, you want those yambs! Be confident man you got this!

-REJECTION WILL HAPPEN. Somethin must be wrong with her if she dont want your D. Dont act like this but keep this mindset. You get props for tryin.

-If its clear she aint givin up yambs and thats all you want then delete her number. No point in knowing her


-BE MYSTERIOUS. Be that guy that girls see everywhere but dont know your name until they meet you at a party. Be charming from there and yambs shall come

-Even though youre cool with everyone keep a VERY tight circle when it comes to your personal biz. Dont be smashin no loud mouth girls bc you dont want the drama associated with that

-Assume every girl is a jump, because the minute you do not she will most likely be a skeezer. If you gettin wifed up than dont ask about her past. IN COLLEGE YOU DO NOT WANT TO KNOW ABOUT THEIR PAST. Wear condoms and if u gon wife and rawdog her, both of yal get tested as a "prenup" so-to-speak

-KEEP 1-2 COOL *** CHICKS AROUND THAT YOU DONT SMASH. Sex can rly complicate things with chicks sometimes and to be honest youre gonna burn alot of bridges with girls who youve smashed but no longer are smashing. comes with the territory. There will be girls that hate you just bc you dont want them anymore, be cool about it. But through all your trials and tribulations with women keep 1-2 chicks on the side that you can just chill with and just enjoy their presence. The chicks will cook, clean, do favors for you in a second and dont jeapordize that by smashing. Sex will change the dynamic, feelings will get involved. These girls can be ugly too, you not smashin so it dont matter. Sure youll get girls you are currently smashing to do stuff for you, but these chicks are handy when all falls down. trust me.

And my last and most important tip is:

-JUST KISS HER BRO. Ive seen way too many dudes get put in the friendzone bc they wont make a move. If you are at least 85% sure she wants it and shes showing all the signs, isolate her and talk, MAINTAIN GOOD EYE CONTACT AND SMILE, and then when that awkward pause comes wrap your arm around her lower back just above her butt and start tongue-ing her down like its a movie kiss. ALL YAMBS START WITH A KISS, feel her up a lil bit, suggest you leave and remember your condoms.


Now go get em tiger :wink: :nthat:
 
B Smooth 202 said:
all I can say is...if you have an ounce of individuality in you....blaze your own trail...all these people telling you to do this typical college **** are gonna be the ones busting their *** for middle class America down the road. :rofl:
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you made your point already and it was ignored because it held no value. + 10 points for getting a reply on the second try.

so you didn't drink and try to smash girls in college :lol:

You do you man.

College is all about fun. Stay on top of your school work and enjoy every minute of it because once you get out of their the real world begins.

P.s. I like how you keep clowning everyone else for suggestions on how to have fun at school yet you've offered no suggestion of your own. :pimp:

Bsmooth Nike "Just don't do it."
 
Thanks for all the advice fam

- went to a summer orientation, was easier than expected to talk to these girls

- i think im ready to bust in these sluts faces

Would like more advice on dorm life, like what are some no-no's?
 
Have confidence and speak your mind if you want her tell her after a few failures you will eventually succeed
 
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Have a good wingman for two-man missions & keep a couple of attractive female friends.

Those female friends will always have friends to put you on. The right female can be your best wingman sometimes.
 
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