Obama Pickup Lines?

[wearinthefourfive]

I'm going to be dressed as our nation's President this weekend, and I was hoping you guys have some great Obama pickup lines.

eg. "Yo, I might not be Bill Clinton, but you wanna be my Monica?" (works really great if the girl is named Monica...Other than that, I'm worried these 18-22 year old's won't understand the reference).

"Damn girl are you related to William Taft? 'Cuz you're fat/phat" (I dont think that one can be interpreted correctly verbally)

"I dont know if you know this or not, but I suck Ve-Toes" (doesn't make a whole lot of sense, but I'm really high right now and I found it hilarious)


What do you guys got?

 

[cwrite78]

Quit while you're ahead

 

[uptownsdotnetstacky]

I wish I could be meth for Halloween so I could ban you for this dumb +@$ thread

 

[hotshots24]

"you want it from the barack?"

 

[bravo]

Originally Posted by CWrite78

Quit while you're ahead

 

[rawex5]

You're always

.

 

[gumbottombandit]

 

[mrbrown]

Can I insert my nuclear missile in your Iraq?

tried

 

[Humbled]

Originally Posted by UptownsDotNetStacky

I wish I could be meth for Halloween so I could ban you for this dumb +@$ thread

 

[james earl zones]

Originally Posted by UptownsDotNetStacky

I wish I could be meth for Halloween so I could ban you for this dumb +@$ thread

+1

 

[adrian1221]

I see the flat tax wouldn't apply to you.



Do you wanna go stuff the ballot box?



Wanna form a more perfect union?

 

[brocomeatme]

Originally Posted by CWrite78

Quit while you're ahead

 

[mrbrown]

Sup my Lambo is blue

 

[p0tat0 5alad]

I thought they were clever

 

[jthagreat]

Originally Posted by throwedyonasb

Originally Posted by CWrite78

Quit while you're ahead

 

[mrbrown]

99 problems but recession ain't one

 

[don cheto]

Wheres barack odrama with the pics when you need him.

 

[ins]

Only recession you have to worry about has to do with smegma

 

[amberelise04]

Maybe it's time for a change...and by that I mean...pick a new costume?

 

[supahoopa]

Originally Posted by AmberElise04

Maybe it's time for a change...and by that I mean...pick a new costume?

R-O-R'

 

[2o6]

the funniest joke here goes to uptown LMAO

 

[fog]

"Got any Barack inside you..? Would you like some?"



I tried

 

[antbanks81]

Originally Posted by UptownsDotNetStacky

I wish I could be meth for Halloween so I could ban you for this dumb +@$ thread

  

 

[luong1209]

You: Wanna smash?
Her: I can't...I have a (innterupt her before she says bf)...
You: Yes we can.

 

[slab_diaz]

I wish I could be meth for Halloween so I could ban you for this dumb +@$ thread

nyahahha