- Apr 8, 2009
- 13,128
- 12,677
- Dump the market after Friday close of the stock market on a long weekend.
- Have oracles and API's on CEXs mysteriously stop working to liquidate everyone.
- Have a fresh hyperliquid account created and funded right after the announcement to short the market and make out with hundreds of million.
- Have all your cronies and family eat good from the crypto crash while repairing the damage just in time for the stock market to open on Tuesday.
Thanks for playing.
On the bright side, weekly looks like it will close well so hopefully we can continue the bull.
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