Official NBAdotcom suicidal thread

[presequel]

 

[lalakerfan213]

Spiderman 3

 

[am 1 fiend]

zo dogg, FR3SH, and SHOES are the Sports forum villains

 

[mw2889]

Originally Posted by NBAdotcom

Originally Posted by rocketzballa23

Can we get a run down of your nicknames for all 30 NBA teams? Thanks in advance.

Atlanta Hawks (They suck so bad they don't need a nickname)
Boston Smelltics
Charlotte Blobcats
Chicago Bullcraps
Cleveland *edited*
Dallas *edited*
Denver Chicken Nuggets
Detroit Pissers
NBDL (Warriors)
Houston Rockettes
Indiana Trash
Los Angeles Crappers
Los Angeles Fakers
Memphis Grizzlies (no nickname until their franchise ever wins a playoff series)
Miami Defeat
Milwaukee Sucks
Minnesota Timberpups
New Jersey Wife Beaters
New Orleans Jokelahoma Hornets ( I guess I need to come up with something better now that they're in NOLA full time again)
New York Knicks (Until Isiah is gone their proper name is comical enough)
Orlando Tragic
Philadelphia Seventy-Suckers
Portland Jail Blazers
Suckramento Queens
San Antonio Spurs*
Seattle Supersuckers
CHEAAAAA Craptors
Utah *edited*
Washington Bullets (I just like that name better than Wizards)

Remind me to give you a pamphlet on the Heaven's Gate Cult.

 

[apocalypz]

@ 3 edited nicknames.

 

[rap sizzle]

how old is this guy? I can't picture anyone having a decent conversation about sports with him.

 

[vanexellent]

It's one regular season game.
Yes, for a team that plays well into June a regular season game is meaningless.

 

[ballinboykz]

im off my comptuer one day, and I miss this comedy thread.

just

, no other response needed

 

[roscoe p wallace]

Washington Bullets (I just like that name better than Wizards)

This one got me just because its the only time I have ever seen any normal humanside to Zo, and haven't imagined him shaking with rage and foaming at the mouth while banging on the keyboard.

 

[am 1 fiend]

Originally Posted by Roscoe P Wallace

Washington Bullets (I just like that name better than Wizards)

This one got me just because its the only time I have ever seen any normal human side to Zo, and haven't imagined him shaking with rage and foaming at the mouth while banging on the keyboard.

 

[the coolness]

Originally Posted by NBAdotcom

It's one regular season game.
The Suns also lost to the garbage Fakers, Trashbag Hawks, NBDL Warriors, and crappy Rockets.
It's not like we're going to go 82-0...losing a regular season game doesn't really bother me.

So you can lock this thread now.

Yo, I understand having love for a favorite team but this guy is just annoying...

Almost make me glad the Suns lost...

 

[im fresh428]

had to bump for the heat win tonight

 

[sohi 23]

this is pure comedy

 

[darthska]

Phoenix Buns? (as in 'their team is booty')
Phoenix Nones? (as in 'number of championships: none')

























Phoenix Floppers?

 

[acidicality]

i always thought it was

Phoenix Bums or Pheonix Scums...but those work too

 

[belle155]

even ska chirpin in, this is great

 

[fresh2d3f]

Chicago Bullcraps

 

[ultrasur1]

gotta admit boston smeltics made me chuckle

so dumb!!111oneuno

 

[ikari xd]

Indiana Trash
Just too good

I don't get why everyone gets mad about Zodogg and Fresh, they're always straight comedy, and they're diehards for their teams. The NBDL Warriorsjokes are always funny to me, I definitely enjoyed watching Kelenna score during that game.

 

[sohi 23]

I love fans like Fresh and Zodogg, Die hard fand are always great.
Plus they are always pure comedy

 

[RELISH]

PHOENIX SONNED

 

[rap sizzle]

^ now that's a good one

 

[japanair21]

Atlanta Hawks (They suck so bad they don't need a nickname)

Memphis Grizzlies (no nickname until their franchise ever wins a playoff series)

Milwaukee Sucks

Philadelphia Seventy-Suckers

,

.......

 

[kb8sandiego]

Ya'll are ruthless.