OFFICIAL NFL Discussion Thread: 2015-16 Season - Congrats to the Denver Broncos and their fans! SB 5

[DeadsetAce]

Wes had productive seasons in Denver before being Collie'd[emoji]8482[/emoji]

wes is dead to me...idc idc idc

 

[Clyde Frog]

Mallett is a known tool   

Anybody Got A Scantron For Ryan Mallett?

Today Ryan Mallett is the back up quarterback for the New England Patriots. He played for Michigan and Arkansas in college. The story I am about to tell you is true. When Ryan Mallett was in Fayetteville, my buddy had a class with him.

Everybody knows that Ryan Mallett liked to smoke weed, back in his college days of course. If you ever went to college in Fayetteville everybody smokes weed, walking around campus, in the dorms, hell probably most of the professors smoke the herb, I know I did when I was there.

One day my buddy was taking a test in one of those stadium seating, auditoriums for a huge class in Fay. Ole Ryan shows up late reeking of weed... allegedly. Everyone is silent taking their exams when Ryan Mallett blurts out....
Anybody Got A Scantron For Ryan Mallett?
Some student was like sure any thing for the starting quarterback for the Razorbacks and gave RM a scantron which is an answer sheet for multiple choice tests and necessary to have in college. So Ryan gets the scantron and everybody calms down from the sudden Ryan Mallett sighting. The Ryan blurts out...
Anybody Got a Pencil For Ryan Mallett?
He goes, on talking in third person, "I knows somebody gots to have a #2 Pencil for Ryan Mallett!"
Someone eventually gave him a pencil, and the rest is history. Even to this day if RM goes to Fayetteville some one will yell out "Anybody Got a Scantron for Ryan Mallett?" and if you have never heard Ryan Mallett speak he is very country and sounds like this...

http://fearandloathinginarkansas.blogspot.com/2014/08/anybody-got-scantron-for-ryan-mallett.html

 

[illoquent aka dsk]

Rolaholic...My bad, didn't catch that. 

Zant and Ty are on that exception list too. 

Isn't there like a patriots team thread or sumn?

This threads gotta be 50% pats talk...

You right. Ever since Chester finally embraced the dark side, it's gone up a bit. 

It's better than MF vs. CP or the weekly top 5 WR/QB lists doe. 

 

 

[DeadsetAce]

Isn't there like a patriots team thread or sumn?

This threads gotta be 50% pats talk...

y'all (not YOU, the general y'all) had no problem bashing the patriots all summer long...but when it's not negative, it's an issue

i'm half kidding...but like DSK said, closet fan chester is to blame

 

[nick.]

that Ryan Mallett story

 

[keel252]

You really have to be feeling yourself to talk in 3rd person.

 

[stillin729]

I was in meetings until now and just saw the Ryan Mallet news

such a moron, dude looks like he should be down south drinking 40's outside his trailer

 

[proshares]

Stories like that made me love Mallet even more in the draft

 

[nick.]

 

[stillin729]

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yo why is the dude gonna return that Julio jersey after the game?

 

[Chester McFloppy]

Tired of Patriots talk, eh?

Y'all want me to bring up Andrew Luck and Ryan Tannehill again?

Maybe start a Russell Wilson debate?

 

[elpablo21]

What the **** is a Matty B Raps

 

[a55a5in11]

That tag still on the jersey

 

[madj55]

Only at FedEx Field

http://elitedaily.com/social-news/woman-blowjob-football-game-photos/1262089/

 

[Peep Game]

that Ryan Mallett story

You really have to be feeling yourself to talk in 3rd person.

I was in Arkansas at the time Mallett was that guy there, and one of my friends who was cool with him said after one of the Hogs wins, later on that night said Mallett stumbled into some party and yelled "WHO WANTS TO DO COCAINE WITH RYAN MALLETT!?!?" Welp

 

[Armada]

The only person that should be allowed to talk in the third person is The Rock.

 

[CJ616]

 yo why is the dude gonna return that Julio jersey after the game?

First thing I noticed 

.  Got the tag out with no shame, too.

 

[captainsneakerhead23]

Only at FedEx Field

http://elitedaily.com/social-news/woman-blowjob-football-game-photos/1262089/

Bruh

I don't know if I should applaud this or what

 

[dmxfury]

Judging from what I see of the girl, no

 

[Armada]

I wonder if the people standing next to him acknowledged what was going on or tried to pretend not to notice.

 

[the collector]

When your GM is giving out info for a missile twisting the fans are just following suit.

HTTR.....gross chicks though

 

[Chester McFloppy]

What the **** is a Matty B Raps

Macklemore Jr.

 

[elpablo21]

 

Only at FedEx Field

http://elitedaily.com/social-news/woman-blowjob-football-game-photos/1262089/

Bruh

I don't know if I should applaud this or what

standing ovation tbh 

 

[frshstunna]

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yo why is the dude gonna return that Julio jersey after the game?

Tag ALL the way out, no dambs given

 

[stillin729]

Bruh

I don't know if I should applaud this or what

my man gets the Rock clap gif