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Kavanaugh probably asked for forgiveness while they whisked him away.Some of the most corrupt mother ****ers trying to bring god into this.
That’s how religion came to be and stayed in power. Rapist priests talking about gods plans. Killings in the name of god. There’s nothing new about itSome of the most corrupt mother ****ers trying to bring god into this.
Blame yourself.Blame Hillary, Spinless Obama, and the weak Dems for Kavanaugh. Repubs stole the SC like gangstas while the Dems sat back and got Ksteezyed by the Repubs.
Beto is that dude who’s dating your ex-girlfriend who you hate so you get drunk and decide to vandalize his car because you know you can’t really compete with him in any category. Then when you pull up he’s in the front yard teaching your ex’s nephew how to throw a spiral and this kinda hurts because the kid never even talked to you at family functions so you lose your nerve and go to walk away but Beto sees you and sees the pillowcase full of spray paint cans you brought with you to spray paint “gay” on his Dodge Charger and he’s like “Ted?” (Because you’re Ted Cruz in this scenario)
And you’re like “Oh hey Beto... I was just.... I had to... I was gonna paint a...wall....nearby.”
And he starts to put it together in his head what’s happening so he tells your girls nephew to go inside and do 20 push-ups to get his throwing arm big and strong and then he high fives the kid and the kid runs inside without even saying hi to you.
So you’re like “What’s up man?”
And he walks up and shakes your hand and pulls you in for a bro-hug and then looks you in the eyes and sincerely asks you how you’re doing.
It takes you a few seconds to answer becasue nobody has asked you that since the break-up. Your friends haven’t even asked you that. You try to give a fake platonic answer and for some reason you get this lump in your throat. You can’t force any words out and before you know it you’re crying for the first time in years and Beto brings you in for another hug and locks it in, holding you close while you sob uncontrollably.
“I was gonna spray paint ‘gay’ on your car because... I hate you so bad for taking her from me.... but I’ll never hate you.... as much.... as I hate myself”
When you say that last part the waterworks really kick in. You’re a mess, you’re weeping into Beto’s chest because he’s like 7 inches taller than you and he just keeps patting your back and saying “You gotta love Ted, man. Ted has to love Ted.”
He’s even crying a little too because he’s a genuinely good person and this is a sincerely emotional moment.
He stands there for as long as you need him to and after a few minutes you feel better. You end the embrace and take a step back. You look him in the eye and tell him thank you. And then you ask him to take good care of her and he says he will. Then he tells you to take good care of yourself. Y’all hug one more time and you walk away sheepishly with your pillowcase full of spray paint cans.
Beto watches you leave and then goes back inside and your ex is like “who was that?” and he says “Nobody” and then blows her back out twice before falling asleep watching your Hulu account.
That 65 women letter **** is so silly. Those Catholic priests who spent decades raping children, how many people over the years do you think would have vouched for them unaware of the ******** they had been doing.
I want to see y'all double down on that write in vote.
This ain't it. Just a quick at the comments on this post shows much people aint messing with her. He needs to cancel this asap.
Harambe prob won’t get Ksteezyed by the RepubsBlame yourself.
The people "chose" the circus. Go vote for Harambe again this November. That'll show them.
These fools won’t ever get tired of getting Ksteezyed by the Repubs smh.I want to see y'all double down on that write in vote.
At this point, I think I'm beginning to enjoy watching people shoot themselves in both feet while a bear is chasing them because a magic ball reader told them: "you will run faster. Trust me."
Megyn Kelly out here peddling the falsehood that false accusations happen all the time. Disgusting.
TIL that trying to kiss a chick after a date = groping them and trying to forcibly take off their panties.Right there was a whole Seinfeld episode about Wio...
They are against the race, and the Republican Party only, they need to view these accusations as men and stop acting like feminists because that’s what the girls wanna hear.
What if y’all get accused of sexual assault for taking a chick on a date, taking her to door after and trying to land a kiss? Cause that’s where this is headed and I’m sure we all guilty of that.
$$$ Clowns thought she would bring her Fox audience with her.Why the hell did nbc give that idiot so much money plus her own show? I don’t think many of her fans even followed her to nbc.