i'm no anton or any of the other religion trolls but this reminds me of an awesome argument i had via facebook ( i like to troll in real life once in awhile).
one of the people i know from church went ballistic when i said jesus was a bisexual. just for context it was a group discussion regarding gay marriage(friend of mine she works for a diocesan paper ans shes also attending a gay marriage this fall. conflict of interests). so this chickwent ham and told me blasphemy blah blah blah god is perfect.
i then use logic. i dont know nor do i care if jesus played on both teams. i also let her know if the church said jesus was bi she'd folllow like a sheep. some religious people get super sensitive these days. cool story bro