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she was 27 and i was 18
Oldest you've smashed???
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29, Im 21.
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im 23 my chick just turned 32, thats the oldest
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37 im 26 .... This 44 year old I work with is next
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48. I was 22.
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The gossip blogs are watching....Originally Posted by roc4life24
Originally Posted by ColdCity
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54, Stamford, connecticut. She told me she was 44 though. I saw the ID while she was sleeping. I loved her though
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Act like you been there before pleighboiOriginally Posted by DimesLikeHefner
Yo man i just wanna know if JayHood smashed a Milf yet
When I was 22 the oldest I had was 45, one that was 30, and another that was 46.
When I was smashing the 45 yo I worked at a hotel and had her come through and went in one of the rooms and let her top me off. Mid way through she was like I feel bad we should stop
When I was 24 the oldest was 46 (water works) and I smash her occasionally but she stay on that why don't you take me out tip, I'm not your blow up doll steeze.
I dated a chick for 2 years thats 11 years older than me that went to high school with my oldest sister.
I'm currently dating a girl thats my age 25 and its a totally different world.
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i was 19 she was 27
bagged her in new yr 09 @ dunkin donuts at lik 3 in the morning. She was with some doofy looking dude but i greeted them both by saying happy new yrs
as im ordering i notice shes looking at me but at the same time looking down so i knew i had to save her.
so i went up to her and said its new yrs and your looking all sad, i can just tell this man don't excite you, come roll with me and we"ll start new yrs with a real bang.
homeboys facial expression was priceless, son i mean grownman was a herb he aint say much but was cblockin heavy talking about you dont know him yadada but she knew the deal....so i jumped in her whip im like who is that dude, she tells me its a blind date her sister set up, my simp even brought her roses.
anyway we proceed to my crib and commence the smashing.
fattest culo i had to this date.
bagged her in new yr 09 @ dunkin donuts at lik 3 in the morning. She was with some doofy looking dude but i greeted them both by saying happy new yrs
as im ordering i notice shes looking at me but at the same time looking down so i knew i had to save her.
so i went up to her and said its new yrs and your looking all sad, i can just tell this man don't excite you, come roll with me and we"ll start new yrs with a real bang.
homeboys facial expression was priceless, son i mean grownman was a herb he aint say much but was cblockin heavy talking about you dont know him yadada but she knew the deal....so i jumped in her whip im like who is that dude, she tells me its a blind date her sister set up, my simp even brought her roses.
anyway we proceed to my crib and commence the smashing.
fattest culo i had to this date.
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42 met her @ my job been smashing for the past 3 1/2 years. I was 28 & she was 39 when we first started messing around. She got a dope body.
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Originally Posted by 216301baller
42 when i was 20 and hit the daugher a couple weeks later
AHH You got me beat mine was only 40 when I was 24..was hittin the daughter first then the mom..The mom knew and was cool with it but the daughter never knew I was hittin the mom
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another story that If %%++@+%! was still around, it would be perfect for... cause there are hella pics. i had just copped this motorola Slvr from ben baller for like 100(hooked it up) joint was super new and it was my 21st bday so my crew hit this club in LA called Nacionale (it was ran by Dom from Brooklyn Prokjects) and we pretty much the only damn dudes in the spot lol. all females. it was like not cool kinda cause its like how do you choose the right one? anyways this super bad light skin chick lookin like a bootleg alicia keys in a corset and some crazy tight jeans and crazy high heels start dancin on me since we like the same height now.
she ask to look at my phone as we choppin it up and takes a picture of me and her and sends it to her phone. night goes on, im drunk and lifted and pretty much am just like F these *@!***. im hongry. so we dip. 2 days later on a monday i get a picture message of this broad naked with a sign that says come by? fast forward... we at ralphs in santa clarita at 11pm buying some boones farm(the blue kind) for me and some really expensive red wine for her. she shows her id and the %#%%$ at the counter looked at her and said "you look incredible for 45." she looked at me and i said "im 21" and smiled.
she did too.
and the #%$* popped off /T.i.
she ask to look at my phone as we choppin it up and takes a picture of me and her and sends it to her phone. night goes on, im drunk and lifted and pretty much am just like F these *@!***. im hongry. so we dip. 2 days later on a monday i get a picture message of this broad naked with a sign that says come by? fast forward... we at ralphs in santa clarita at 11pm buying some boones farm(the blue kind) for me and some really expensive red wine for her. she shows her id and the %#%%$ at the counter looked at her and said "you look incredible for 45." she looked at me and i said "im 21" and smiled.
she did too.
and the #%$* popped off /T.i.
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22 and I was 19
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45....married milf from cali, i was 18
slayed on vacation....she was older than my mother but looked
plastic surgery, but its all good
right after i won $450 in the casino
one of the best nights ever
slayed on vacation....she was older than my mother but looked
plastic surgery, but its all good
right after i won $450 in the casino
one of the best nights ever
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im doing it wrong
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38 im 23
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36 I'm 22....box was straight
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When I was 27, I bagged one that was 48. She was the sister of the wife of a couple my ex-wife and I both knew. She had a pretty face and hard-body for her age, she worked out actively.
We were both going through a divorce so no drama so we exchanged numbers at a party and met her at her apartment a couple of days later.
Only drama was that at the time I was on anti-depressants (Paxil) and had trouble 'finishing.'
I finally got mine but by the time it was all said and done I was sweating more than a blind lez in a fish market.
We were both going through a divorce so no drama so we exchanged numbers at a party and met her at her apartment a couple of days later.
Only drama was that at the time I was on anti-depressants (Paxil) and had trouble 'finishing.'
I finally got mine but by the time it was all said and done I was sweating more than a blind lez in a fish market.
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I had 40 and Im 29...we were together for a cpl months, nice looking and a bomb phatty. No pics tho b.c she has a website up and stuff aint tryna put her out there.
But milfs are great b.c they are more assertive as to what they want in the relationship, and they dont get all clingy. And the dome is like that too matter of fact she was the best, by far.
But milfs are great b.c they are more assertive as to what they want in the relationship, and they dont get all clingy. And the dome is like that too matter of fact she was the best, by far.
